HonaloochieB

The Guns Of Brixton - The Clash

Lawyers Guns And Money - Warren Zevon

Thanks TLS...definitely...

I'm Gonna Get Me A Gun - Cat Stevens

It's A Shame About Ray - The Lemonheads

Ain't That A Kick In The Head - Dean Martin

Sorry Bee G.. oh crap.

Relight My Fire - Take That and LuluToo

That's right, I'm a sucker for bee goo and titfers.

Ah, so it was apropos of something after all.

Texting's crap so more power to theit fat fingers I say.

Self-harming seems a bit extreme even for a scammer, Wasn't this what the Vagrancy Act was introduced for, so that soldiers couldn't beg for money by displaying their wounds.

Standing In My Light - Ian Hunter

AS I said JX2, I was referring to your posts and not nevessarily you. But to start a thread aprpos of nothing with "What's all the fuss about? Thug assaults copper who has to be treated in hospital. He is either p**ed out of his head or high as a kite and won't calm down. Coppers taser him and give him a few digs to restrain him. He is subsequently arrested and charged with GBH. Job done in my opinion". And then to follow up with "They've got a tough job to do and they have to use force at times". It just put me in mind of the SRBs inasmuch as it seemed a little on the satirical side, that's all.

jimmy two times Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Please explain HonaloochieB. I'm assuming you're > inferring that I am self righteous? I don't know you but your posts have a certain smack of it about them. Have a look at these, and you'll get an idea of what i'm getting at.

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Back when I was a kid I got hanged for being rude > to the plod and it never did me any harm. But since then you've straightened up and flown right, haven't you? It was the only language you understood

jimmy two times Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > They've got a tough job to do and they have to use > force at times. AT last I've got you JX2, you used to write the Self-Righteous Brothers sketches for Harry Enfield, didn't you?

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Last year I got sprayed with C.S gas outside the > Coach and Horses pub in Lewisham by the old bill > and it was incredibly painful. Looking back I > suppose I deserved it. Now BBW, stick to point, this is the taser thread, don't come on here swanking about your CS gassing. When you've been electrocuted by the cozzers then come back. But well done on accepting responsibility, have you straightened up and flown right since?

Mad Shadows - Mott The Hoople

I don't blame you for removing the original post TrentK69. You rogue, you.

The Shadow Of Your Smile - Sarah Vaughn

Always On My Mind/Where The Streets Have No Name - Pet Shop Boys

When My Mind's Gone - Mott The Hoople

The Warren Evans one, *Bob* is course correct, the use of the word 'solutions' has been vigously lambasted in Private Eye with good reason. The rule of thumb here is that any company with the word 'solutions' in its title is almost certain to be run by a shower of b@stards.

Come on JL, your turn.