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I'm Free - The Soup Dragons

The Rumpo Kid rides again.

I'll get back to you.

I'll join but only if it's a posse. And only if I get the chestnut mare. And the Colt Peacemaker. Also the visit to Miss Kitty's whorehouse should be considerewd a deal breaker.

Me Too Buddy.

localgirlwithdreads Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I used to live in Ladywell. I was back over there > this afternoon to sit around drinking coffee in > the locale's only coffee shop. A local > acquaintance then came bounding in, breathless, to > announce that there had been a shooting by > Ladywell station. Police were "swarming" and roads > were closed. He was extremely, extremely excited > and looked livelier than I'd seen him in years. So > I presume it wasn't actually him that got shot. > He was so worked up and excited that he was unable > to explain to me precisely what had happened and > whether it was a murder. Aren't shootings a > regular occurence in south-east London? They're regular LGWD but not yet frequent enough for us to become consumed with ennui and take to our fainting couches, all the while dispatching the help for supplies of laudanum as a diversion. I for one have not done that several weeks. And I'm sure I'm not alone.

'Allo as Ian Hunter opened his first solo single Once Bitten Twice Shy with. He didn't add 'and welcome', but I do.

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Let's get this rolling. > > Without my trade, Bilbo Baggins couldn't have > given himself this epithet. Look if the thread's gooing to die fine, but fahtheluvaMike let's get this one put to bed. PGC, a further simpler clue perhaps? At this stage a bloody anagram might suffice.

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > sad to admit it but I had long hair and often wore > it in a pony tail in the early 90s...i was quite > often stopped including in my car and haven't been > stopped since the day i had my hair cut off but to > prove it wasn't just the police who have > prejudices, i was almost constantly asked if i'd > got any pills to sell in clubs and bars Quids, 20 to 23 years ago I might have made a bit of a faux-chummy kind of request for a price list or somesuch. Now I don't go in for anything other than what's prescribed by my GP through pharma and what I self medicate via the drinks industry. The fact that I find the most disturbing aspect of your post is the phrase 'almost constantly' says more about me than I could ever say about myself, personally. You're OK Quids, there may be grammarians who will say that your choice of words was incorrect or that I was incorrect in my challenge. My defence will be that I was lagged to the gills on Peroni, may I respectfully suggest that you imply you were hopped-up on goofballs. Seems good enough to get us both off the hook.

Louisa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I used my hooter in shear anger and annoyance at > the arrogance of this evil cyclist. I am not one > to usually hold a grudge, but if this so and so > crosses my path again I wont hesitate to open my > mouth. Bloody sod! I personally think that all > cyclists should be made more accountable for their > actions on the road. They use it just as much as > every other vehicle and yet pay nothing towards > the up keep. Make them pay road tax and give them > identity plates so we can make them more > accountable for their actions. Godamnit' > > Louisa. My dears I sat back on my haunches and simply bayed with laughter...

Perhaps it's some bizarre foxy reenactment of the current repeat of Waking The Dead.

I think for the most part we go around commiting little acts of kindness that cumulatively make us enjoy other people and our day to day life. And then you hear of something that goes beyond that and it just makes you have the hugest admiration for someone you've never met or are never likely to. AnnaJ please on to your friend my thoughts, best wishes and good luck.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Well, Lenk.. according to which camp you're in: > > a) civilization as we know it in Britain has > ceased to exist and the only workable remedy is to > bring back hanging. > > b) group hugs and Clannad piped from loudspeakers > on street corners could provide the answer. > > > Reality and truth, as ever, will be somewhere in > the middle. But don't expect to find that on here. Never mind Clannad *Bob*, I'd flog that off to Morrisey as a song title for his next LP. Though he might alter it to 'Reality and truth someshere in the middle will be'. Morrisey, there was someone who understood and embraced the street thug. at least the ethos. At lest of some of the white ones.

I'm with the Daily Mail here, let's banish these plastic horrors and return to the traditional galvanised bin with seperate lid. They've given so much to the culture over the years which is more than the wheelie will ever do. If in the Godfather Sony Corleone had to climax the beating he meted out to Carlo Rizzi with a wheelie bin lid, there would have been a a long pause while he wrestled the thing from its moorings and frankly it would have looked as if he was fanning the treacherous Rizzi rather than attempting to kill him. Whichever way you slice it the dramatic ipmact of the scene would have been compromised. And how would Top Cat have summoned his companions without the aid of two galvanised bin lids? He would have had to have resorted to yelling and caterwauling and by the time the gang assembled he would be too hoarse to outline their latest caper. It could have been that Benny The Ball or Brain would have been the 'brains' behind the gang and they would all have ended up in the hoosegow within the first five minutes. Not good, not good at all. And though a small thing, the 'Anybody can make a mistake, said the Dalek climbing down from the dustbin' joke would never have existed and we'd be the slightly poorer for it. So I for one am joining the campaign. But only if it has a galvanised bin option. And I don't have to kiss Melanie Phillips

Is there any truth in the rumour that he was actually a character in Father Ted who escaped into real life, like in the League Of Gentlemen Apocalypse?

P G C , It's easy as 1 2 3 , as simple as do re mi, P G C, 1 2 3 baby you and me girl P G C it's easy, it's like counting up to 3 singing simple melodies that's how easy love can be singing simple melodies P G C baby you and me

I always found Frances and Louise friendly and welcoming, Peter I never had much to do with apart from one occasion when he was complainig about the additional admin that processing credit card payments was supposedly causing him, I pointed out the advantage to a publican of skint drunk people with access to a credit card and that was just about it. Miles was a prat, but he did like Elvis.

If Laurence is the landlord then I agree with PR, a nice chap I always thought.

You have to wonder, don't you?

Free Nelson Mandela - Special AKA

Can someone be a looby and drop it 'round for me. I didn't even miss it 'til I started playing 'heads and shoulders knees and toes' with the little boy next door.

Break Like The Wind - Spinal Tap

> turn it into a massive pisstake and the point gets > lost. Actually BN5 I don't think I've ever posted on a 'we'll all be murdered in our beds thread'. But if necessary I'll turn 'Queens' on Quids, *Bob* and whoever Snorky is this week. I'll sing like a canary. If I see a thread that is alerting me to the sound of a siren that isn't either Giggirl or Moos then I'll give it the old school swerve. I think SM makes a good point though, if a thread is posing a question rather than giving information it's unlikely to be of much interest. The best way to deal with these is to ignore them to death until they sink into the silt on the last page or Admin butchers them.

She's A Wind Up - Dr Feelgood

Walking To New Orleans - Fats Domino