HonaloochieB

Cock In My Pocket - The Stooges

Looking at it from the point of the suits, I'm sure they don't want non-suits in 'their' pubs, they like to stick to their own kind and feel uneasy around free-wheeling tee shirt/wooly-jumper-wearing types. I think the first verse of this Kevin Ayres song puts it quite well. "I walked into this bar and the man refused; He said, "We don't serve strangers in blue suede shoes; We don't give credit, and We don't give way-- We have to think about what the people might say.. uh, you know what I mean..." I said, "Sure, man""

Yes but is the conversation as far ranging as it was with Vas when it was Strans. He would also give you tips on horses if you were so inclined. Also he only ever charged me 1989 prices right up until he left. Mind in fairness he had less and less work to do as the years went on.

Bullet The Blue Sky - U2

I Need A Lover - John Cougar Mellencamp

My Love Is Like A Tire Iron - Ted Nugent

I Love You Love Me Love - Gary Glitter

Ted Max Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I say, Hona, you clearly have the common touch. > Over on the Association Football thread I have > been accused of being too posh and advised to > rough the edges a bit if I should like to fit in. > Do you think you could drop a few tips on how one > might appear a little less de haut en bas? > > As for the Beamer, I believe even relatively > impoverished gentlemen (such as yourself, for > instance) have been known to hook such items at > the Baccarat table early on a Sunday morning. The first thing that springs to mind Ted is not to lapse too far into the demotic. I still shudder with embarrassment at the time dear Nigel Havers called a costermonger 'mate'. I have never heard a market fall silent like that. Ghastly.

We Love You - The Rolling Stones

Are you sure Ted? I took it from local wireless news broadcasts concerning transport. When the cross-river links were reduced the voice help would break into a chorus of ONE WOOLWICH FERRY THERE'S ONLY ONE WOOLWICH FERRY ONE WOOLWICH FEEEERY THERE'S ONLY ONE WOOLWICH FERRY I had no idea it was foreign.

Muley Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- Don't > worry about work, tell 'em the EDF said it was OK- > Honaloochie will write everyone a note to say > we're allowed, and everything. It'll be just like > the snow day all over again (but with purple vomit > and alcohol poisoning). Yay! Dear (INSERT YOUR/ employer's/probationer officer's/pimp's/ponce's/director's/publisher's/social worker's/higher echelon drug dealer's/Chief executive officer's/Brave executive officer's/Squaw executive officer's/Headmistress's/Othermistress who won't do that's/manager's/the other one who can't manage it's/record producer's/record producer who isn't attempting to shag you's/ record producer who's actually produced a record's/ community pyschiatric nurse's/foreman's/forewoman's/ NAME HERE I scribe on behalf of (INSERT NAME HERE, PREFERABLY OWN). I have been his/her (your choice) personal guru, numerologist, dowser, ethical medium and nutritionist for a good part of his/her (again your choice, but I'd advise consistency) current existence, as for his/her's previous one I am not at liberty to discuss. The files I may (or as I am strongly advised to say) or may not have contributed to then, are the subject of a legal dispute with his/her late (for everything if you ask me) medium. I have checked (NAME'S) aura and I have never seen it so yellow, and it was all yellow. I can treat this by bleeding myself dry, but unfortunately (YOUR NAME) does not have private medical insurance and bleeding myself dry is not available on the NHS. I could comment, but won't. I carried out a reading of (YES YOUR BASTARD NAME AGAIN)'s numbers, and was greatly concerned to see them in a what I as a qualified numerologist can only describe as the worst sort of two and eight I've seen in years. The above can only lead to one conclusion, his/her guts must be utterly putrid. I would be failing in my duty as a responsible nutritionist if I did not recommend that my patient take several days off in order to rebalance his/her insides and soothe his/her chakrakhan. Thank you, may I wish you long life and obedient children who are young dudes and carry the news. HonaloochieBeatific

Why Wait 'Til Tomorrow - The Hammersmith Gorillas

Keef + Natalie merchant = 10.000 Maniacs

lenk Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > At one point The Pigeon Detectives were > technically paying my wages (amongst other > people), it didn't mean I had to like them. Understandable enough, I bet it was chicken feed.

Ladymuck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- ErnestoCHE's post...you are of course entitled > to your opinion - but (in my opinion) that WAS a > bit harsh. Though I DO agree with your message > re. HonaloochieB's comment: "Why don't we all > wonder why a Sainsbury trolley collector is > driving a BMW?". > > HonaloochieB: re. that rather snobby comment - SO > WHAT! If you resent the fact (are insanely > jealous even...and it sounds as though you might > be) - then just say so. Oh, and before you ask, I > own a bicycle! Well LadyM I wouldn't go so far as to say I was insanely jealous. On the other hand that's not been tested out by a mental health professional so perhaps I shouldn't speak too soon. But I must take issue with your 'snobbby comment' remark, that stung by Jove. Less of a snob you couldn't meet of a May morning. I see myself as a 'man of the people' through and through. Growing up we had the bare minimum of staff, a butler, a cook, a tweenie and a knives and boots boy. The butler wasn't of the highest calibre and a blush mantles my cheek at the admission he doubled as a chaffeur. The knives and boots boy really wasn't worth a damn and truthfully was only kept on for the other three to bully as it distracted them from the fairly cramped conditions they had to live in. Anyway I regularly donate money to the poor and ignorant, play dominos with them on occasion and always send sticksof mild round to my cleaner and her friends when they're biddying up in the snug. So nothing is more caculated to wound my amour propre than an allegation of snobbery. Anyway I've spoken on the matter and am prepared to forgive you. Let that be an end to it. But there's got to be something suspect about the trolleyboy/Beamer interface, hasn't there?

This Buzzcocks obsession is getting unhealthy, let's get it back on track. Every Step of The Way - Ian Hunter

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > morbidly obese can get disability badges - I think > we've done the other boring argument to death > > and to the "he works in sainsburys, how has he got > a bmw" post. maybe he doesnt waste his money on 2 > bottles of wine per night to drown out his > meaningless existance. maybe he doesnt go out to > gastro pubs or overpriced flamboyant restaurants. > maybe hes rich and works in sainsburys as a way to > feel normal. think before you post you single > minded ignorant muppets Look Quids take EC's sage advice (mmm sage, goes with pork) and you never need be obese again.

I Need Your Love - Ian Hunter

Naah, Sainsbury trolley jockey + BMW = whole bowl of wrong.

ErnestoCHE Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > and to the "he works in sainsburys, how has he got > a bmw" post. maybe he doesnt waste his money on 2 > bottles of wine per night to drown out his > meaningless existance. maybe he doesnt go out to > gastro pubs or overpriced flamboyant restaurants. > maybe hes rich and works in sainsburys as a way to > feel normal. think before you post you single > minded ignorant muppets So you reckon if I cut back on the old gargle, stay away from The Ivy and Le Gavroche for a while I'll be able to afford a Beamer, do you? Are you a financial advisor, if not you should be, and you're to be commended for the straightforward brevity of your counsel. Just a little bit of feedback, when you're in meetings with clients I'd lay off the 'ignorant muppets' tack, it may be taken amiss. "Single-minded" though could be construed as steely and determined , so that's alright then. Oh and can I have the odd visit to the Wolsey or would that upset the plan?

What Is Life? - Black Uhuru

Nice art.

I know that sometimes a judiciously applied brandy and Babycham could undo a 'barring' from May in The Windmill in Brixton. Or was it a port and lemon?

It is Muley. New Life - Depeche Mode

And his second one, the animal pelt on that bloke looks as it was drawn on by my four year old niece. Tcah!