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Sharon_H Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh Annasfield hasn't posted for a few hours, hope > she's ok. > > Or maybe she has a life... ...in her hands, perhaps????? Isn't she a detective?? Or a surgeon?? Either way it can all get out of hand. Jesus I hope all's well. ANNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. We're all waiting to hear. From you.

Walking To New Orleans - Fats Domino

Muley Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Honaloochie, how could you miss out William > Shatners legendary version of 'Lucy In The Sky > With Diamonds'? Because it didn't captivate me. Made me laugh. At it. But I wasn't moved or interested by it. The ones I mentioned had a capacity to move/excite. Me at least.

Spot on there Muley, any name that has an implied question mark is top hole. Wish I could think of some to illustrate the point, or make up a few to raise some chortles. No, well never mind. Perhaps a more trad approch. A man walks into a bar. He has a steering wheel protruding from the groin area of his trousers. NB. AT THIS STAGE THE GENTLEMAN IN QUESTION IS GIVING NO IMPRESSION THAT HE IS AWARE OF SAID STEERING WHEEL. The fellow, that is the man with the steering wheel protruding from his trouser area, requests of the barkeep a pint of 'lager'. The barkeep makes the most ludicrous enquiry possible, i.e., 'Do you know there is a steering wheel hanging out of your 'flies''? The fellow in question is sanguine and demotic in his response of "I know, It's driving me nuts"

Had a look. Didn't spot anything interesting. Or anything I could see. My fault. Genuinely. Fuschia please point me in the right direction.

I'm glad it's about vocalists rather than singers, here are some that have almost made the step from talking to vocelising/singing/somewhere inbetween. And in the case of Peter Sellers didn't sing or vocalise, just talked. So shoot me. Anyway the performances are captivating. Certainly round my house. Terry - Twinkle People Who Died - Jim Carroll If - Telly Savalas B-Movie - Gil Scott-Heron 36 Hours - John Cooper-Clarke Plastic Jesus - Paul Newman Funky Cold Medina - Tone Loc Hard Day's Night - Peter Sellers Firestarter - Keith Flint Always In The Kitchen At Parties - Jona Lewie

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ah Anna, you'd make my mum cry if she saw that. > The first video footage of me she has shows me > rebounding around the living room dancing to the > Living Daylights in my Snoopy romper suit. > > I was about 6 at the time. Snoopy romper suit? Six years old? I think I'll just leave it there. Really, I make no comment. None whatsoever.

Look, far be it from me to tell Ratty his job, but shouldn't he be on here calling Beaver14UK a xxxx?

I'm sure Candy MacKinnon was part of the Andy Warhol Factory scene in the late sixties. If memory serves she was going to be one of AW's 'superstars' but it didn't quite work out. I'll get back to you on Jenkins and McAteer. I think they might have 'form'. In the meantime, keep 'em peeled.

Actually RD The Dame is DB, it's a 70s NME thing. Blue For You - Paul Haig

Blue Jean - The Dame

Sorry Richy but BBW has, inadvertently I'm sure, misled you here. What he's got his silly old too hairy head all confused about is the fact that I occasionally provide backing vocals for a math rock group called The Mean Triangles. When I perform with them I bring a reggae element to the proceedings, I'm known as IandIsosceles. The main band is, on vocals Polly Gone, A Cute the guitarist, EK Willateral taking bass duties and RITE who deals with sampling and treatments. The drummer has named himself Bermuda and wears the shorts at every show. I'm not sure he's fully on board with the concept. Still the cover/rewrite of Girls Aloud's 'Biology' - The Mean Triangles perform it as 'Geometry' and Polly introduces it as being 'a different class' - is a highlight of the set. Mind BBW was right about the baldy slaphead thing, I'm definitely more Brian Eno than Brian May. One love.

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Or 'grooving'. Oh, thanks for reminding me BBW. Richy if you want to cover 'The Groover' and 'Twentieth Century Boy' as well then I'm in the chair for the second round as well. Even unto Kettle Chips for the musicians and treble pork scratchings for the drummer.

...actually if I do I don't want any exravagant interventions. No putting me in a home for the enfeebled or Sam Kinisonesque drive-by shootings or suchlike. Just take me aside and have a quiet but firm word. Go on, be a looby.

Sweet Gene Vincent - Ian Dury Forever Young - John Martyn I Can't Help Myself - Levi Stubbs Tutti Frutti - Little Richard Stay With Me Baby - Lorraine Ellison The Weight - Levon Helm Yellow - Chris Martin Harper Valley PTA - Jeannie C. Riley Perfect Day - Lou Reed No Woman No Cry (Live) - Bob Marley I can't ever see myself getting tired of any of these vocal performances, but if I do...

Greetings Welcome to the EDF Richy, I'm not a musician but if you can work covers of 'King Of The Rumbling Spires' and 'Get It On' into your set then it's my shout at the bar for your band. Even the drummer who'll probably want a large Smirnoff and Red Bull as well as a pint. Good luck.

'Allo. Welcome to the EDF Richy, I'm not a musician but if you can work covers of 'All The Young Dudes' and 'Once Bitten Twice Shy' into your set then it's my shout at the bar for your band. Even the drummer who'll probably want a large JD and Coke as well as a pint. Good luck.

EDOldie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You young people won't remember him, but I was > fortunate enough to see Roger Chapman (ex Family) > at the Jazz Cafe in Camden a few weeks ago. He > must be in his sixties, and has had a very full > life, but he can still really sing. You've reminded to rebuy Music In A Doll's House EDO. I'll get onto it this weekend.

Around And Around - Chuck Berry

I'll have a single condom too please. I have a date tonight with a former clippie. My destination board is showing LEGOVER. DING DING.

As you haven't bother to make a complimentary remark about my heliotrope hoopy socks, I'm out.

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Am thoroughly enjoying Me Cheeta - laughing out > loud and convulsing silently on the bus (with the > added bonus of often getting a double seat) SNAP! RosieH, it's a laugh fest and a half. If you've ever read any passive-malicious showbiz autobiographies this one lampoons them perfectly. There aren't many books that cause me to chuckle out loud on the bus but this one has managed it.

Ted Max Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > BBW, imagine yourself in 15 years' time, half > destroyed through drugs and cut adrift from the > important relationships in your life, finding this > one place of joy left in your life, and > transmitting that joy so fully it makes grown Bus > Conductors like HonaB weep salt tears. > > Surely worth a dangly ear ring or two. Driver Ted. Driver.

bignumber5 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > *Adopts textbook neutral body language for dealing > with confrontation* > > Mr MacGabhann, I never intended to imply that you > lack any necessary tools for any sort of > managerial re-stucturing strategy. My deepest > regrets and I hope that this will not sully future > co-operatives in the EDF team building arena. > Perhaps you would consider leading the rounders > team at the next be-all-end-all Funday-in-the-Park > team-building day, or possibly choosing the venue > for the cracker-hats-in-the-first-week-of-December > luncheon? It gets worse SM, reading between the lines BN5 appears to be calling you a big soft josephine and implying that Microdisney were a shower of paddy chancers who couldn't carry a tune in a bucket and had singer whose voice resembled the noises a goat's bottom makes. I wouldn't stand for it. Lamp him one.

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