HonaloochieB

Brandy, surely. I hear she's a fine girl.

And when they've exhausted the library they all congregate at Hope & Greeenwod and chafe the propreiters about the authenticity of their merchandise. When the patient owners point out how well they source their products and how close it is to the sugary crap it was originally, they start screaming about how much more expensive it is than before WW11. The females storm off screeching exactly like the Monty Python cast used to do when they dragged up as old women. Thus affording the males the opportunity to trouser some 'cough' candy and licorice whips. They then meet up in the MIND shop to divvy up the loot. All the while loudly remarking that in their day no one had the chance to be mad. They were all too busy being evacuees or widows. Blimey O' Reilly Ted, you're right, this senior-baiting is quite bracing, isn't it? Hope your tea time went well anyway.

Walk Right Back - The Everly Brothers

Andystar Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Frank Black/Black Francis/Charles Michael > Kittridge Thompson IV, whatever you call him, he > rocks Mind, he can give you a headache.

All The Way From Memphis - Mott The Hoople

Fair enough Muley, we carry on from here. red devil Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Alternative Ulster - SLF

I can't think what you're driving at Muley, The Mean Triangles exist. Just not in reality as yet. And with my rootsicality Triangle Dub is sure to be irie. One Love.

Bloody hell BBW, nicking Goldfinger's materiel, now that's evil.

And for your information Wolfie Rosa was quite the piece of ass. Great sense of humour too, used to leave her shoes outside hotel rooms to be polished, any time you see a hotel employee with a couple of fingers missing you'll know that was a place where me and Rosa stayed. A proper evil genius's bird she was. Barbara Bach? Don't make me laugh, my lips are chapped. She couldn't even witness me disciplining an errant underling using the crocodile pool sanction without going green around the gills. Bloody lightweight.

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB is and always will be the most gash > super villain there will ever be, he only started > doing it for tax reasons and has never really done > anything apart from kidnapping the odd cat. I on > the otherhand (I've got a hook on the other) sell > guns and drugs from from my Blofeld style hideout > and I've got a pool of maneating sharks as well. > > I also get all the best skirt (i.e Barbara Bach's > triple X) unlike HonaloochieB who has to get his > legover with the likes of Rosa Klebb. *licks evil pencil* *puts BBW on evil 'to do' list* *despatches pyschotic henchman to do BBW*

No Particular Place To Go - Chuck Berry

Muley Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I've got a spare white persian cat, if you like- > they seem to be standard issue for evil geniuses > (for stroking when confronting their nemesises) > > > Is nemesises the plural of nemesis? Or should it > be nemesii? Personally I wouldn't bother with small fry like coin collectors Muley. I may have done when I was a bit-dodgy-ducking-and-diving genius. Nowadays I won't touch anything below arch-enemy.

I'll Sleep When I'm Dead - Warren Zevon

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > As you haven't bother to make a complimentary > remark about my heliotrope hoopy socks, I'm out. Already done BBW.

Of course I have Brendan, and you're correct it's not very good. I don't do it any more though, I think it's beneath me frankly. It was the sort of thing I used to do when I was a just-a-little-bit-annoying genius.

Amazing BBW, it's like he's in the room.

Good spot Jeremy, I'm kicking myself for not thinking of it. Wat About Di Working Class? would be my nomination.

annaj Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Cunning, HonaloochieB, more like. > So, you're saying you posted near identical, but > sublty different responses to the same post in two > different areas? Causing poor Jeremy to think he > was going quite mad and dash off to seek > clarification in the About The Forum section. > Has that been your darstadly plan all along? To > slowly drive us all mad with clever mind games? > Are you, in fact, an evil genius? > > Or have I spent too long in the library? No you haven't Anna, I am just as you describe and it's my intention to wring the last drops of sanity from Jeremy by using all the cunning in my possession. You know like Joseph Cotten and Olivia De Havilland did to Bette Davis in Hush Hush Sweet Charlotte. OR IS IT? Anyway must dash, I'm currently interviewing for underlings and henchmen, t'aint all beer and skittles this evil genius lark you know.

Wouldn't you like to know Jeremy. But I fear I'll get blacballed by the Evil Genius Society if I let on.

There's a duplicate thread in the Issues/Goss section, which has now been locked. When I spotted this one I was in the throes of T Rexstacy hence the suggestions. Motley Crue might be a bit of a stretch for ED though. how about a Zodiac Mindwarp & The Love Reaction type vibe instead?

You Can't Catch Me - Chuck Berry

Turning down BOGOFs KK? I bet you light your Havannas with 50 quid notes as well. There's always room for another tube of toothpaste and if you really don't want or need it distribute it to the poor and ignorant.

Agreed he's a fime singer AR, I never got the Queen thing though, seemed an odd combination.

Say You Love Me - Fleetwood Mac

Triangle Dub - The Mean Triangles