um, charlie, i hate to break it to you but the baby does grow in the mummies tummy! agree about the rest though. Mummy laid an egg is a hilarious book for when he is about 3 or 4 with real actual sex in it though. Very difficult getting the appropriate language for kids. At least all the kids know what a willy is. we have gone with fanny for girls bits but have heard foo-foo and front bottom a lot. Also really hate 'she's got the painters in' and 'she's on the rag'