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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me

Why should you never trust stairs? They’re always up to something.

What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison

What do you call a woman with one leg ?.. Eileen

What did one hat say to the other ?.. You wait here I'll go on a head

What do you call a fish with no eyes ?? A FSH

Anybody wish to tell jokes and make us laugh for the day ?? I accidentally took my cats medication this morning.. dont ask meow

I recieved a letter from a debt collection company yesterday on behalf of euro car parks for parking in tessa jowel clinic even though I had an appointment the offence was committed on the 7th September but did not recieve a pcn from them , the first I heard of this was when I got this letter from the debt company asking for £155 , I've sent an email to euro car parks about this and iam waiting for a reply .. I refuse point t blank to pay this fine as I had no letter from them apparently they sent 2 or 3 to me. I will let them take me to court

Looked like it had hit the little island in middle of the road and flipped,

As of 7am this morning there was a car on its side on crystal palace road outside the actress pub .. police are there but road may be shut until recovery vehicle takes it away..

Hello people There are 2 guys going around trying people car door handles to check of they are unlocked around Barry road and surrounding roads .. they seem to try these roads at least once a month as they may go to other areas and try their luck.. I have confronted them on 2 different occasions. Both white one tall one short both with scouse accents . Be aware and makesure no valuables are on display and double check your doors are locked and windows are up ( I have seen a number of vehicles that have left their windows open )

I'm lucky to get post once a month on Barry road. My wife received a parking fine from euro car parks for parking in the tessa jowell hospital ( she had an appointment) saying she failed to pay the original fine sent in August so fine now £85 I'm appealing the fine on grounds that we did not recieve the original fine , I have enough problem paying original fine as my wife was at fault not realising you have to give your registration number to someone. That was the last bit of mail I recieved and that was the 9th October... my neighbours are In the same situation even getting other peoples mail... our original postman Gary told me a while ago that when he goes on holiday they hire agency staff to cover the work and when he gets back theres piles of post that has not been delivered ... it's possible the agency staff are not bothering to deliver the mail and just throwing it away and going straight home...

Contact the council as they may have powers to make the owner change the name.. maybe even the police but do NOT dial 999 for this

When the protesters blocked bridges etc they were hypocrites because the was drinking from plastic bottles they had mobile phones and how did they all get there was it the trains and buses and cars that they are all protesting about ? Leave other peoples property alone What would be next if you dont have solar panels on your roof they are going to RIP the tiles from your roof ?

People should leave other peoples property alone just because they dont agree with what they drive... do some people honestly think If the UK went environmentally friendly everything will be ok ? It's the rest of the world that needs to do the same and most are not interested. Also deflating someone's tyres is not right if that person has to drive their wife to hospital if shes gone in to labour or drive their children to hospital etc what would the consequences be ? Not everybody agrees with what others do but does not mean others should disrupt.

Hopefully now safe and well can live a happier life than before being rescued

The CCTV camera mounted on back of truck has been put on tik tok and shows exactly what happend. The bus came round the corner and drove straight into truck