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My mate Daves got a huge Cock. I have a Hamster.

I live above the dentists and havent noticed any new cafe(then again I did lose my eyesight in a freak kite flying accident)...could it be true? Is this an attempt by the residents of Lordship Lane to provide a safety run off for all the yummy mummies occupying everywhere with a seat on the lane. Good thinking. I shall visit forthwith.

A year and a half seems like a hell of a long time to go without my morning swim...I shall miss it terribly.

Chelsea=hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. Jumped up West Ham without the class or likeability. Grrrrrr.

Phwoaar...I love a good Wren me, met a good few of 'em in me service years aboard the HMS Erection. Right lively sorts they was and gagging for a bit of action during shore leave. In fact my Elsie was a Wren, leastways she was until I got 'er in the family way. Shotgun wedding? More like forced nuptials at the barell of a small munitions factory, 'er old fella was a stern old church going type who....etc.

There is only one True Master in the breakfast world and it comes in tins...whouda thought it? Soya sausages that taste like prime cuts of rare breed pork, a strange burger shaped monstrosity of the finest Wagyu Beef fillet all floating in a delicious sea of plump tomato sauced beanage. This isnt just food...this is a huger break.

Although I often have a go at the ubiquity of yummy mummies cluttering up every cafe and pub on Lordship Lane I do so in a lighthearted manner....most of them are well,...yummy..and a balm for concrete jaded vision.

That bloke with the eyebrows was at Pull The Other One on Thursday, I was told his name but now forget what it was. He did make a few appearances on whose line is it anyway though.

It was obviously the epic proportions of the wang on display that upset some of our less well endowed audience members, I was of course comfortable in the knowledge of my own supersized schlong superiority. Heh.

I blimmin well did.

I'd be furious to if I had to watch that bunch of overpaid powderpuff primadonnas on a regular basis.

Molly runs the bordello up near the library. Shes a hell of a Gal.

I dunno, I have no problem with Nero. Its coffee is far superior to that tepid pish they serve at Starbucks and the staff are friendly enough.

They were a comic institution back in the early 80s. Lenny Henry, The Bint who went to America and the other one. Good to have them back. Hoorah!

Does this mean potential competition for Molly Knocking Shop?

Canute lozzyloz.

The actor in No1.Ladies Detective agency and American Gangster is Idris Elba and he aint no Hackney boy hes from our very own Brixton. Favourite character? Gotta be The Gay Gangster.

Praise the Lord, the thought of all those poor disposessed Yummy Mummies roaming the streets making a nuisance of themselves was simply to much to countenance.

First time I've noticed this thread. Love The Wire, love it...I managed to pick up a fairly good copy of series 4 months ago and scoffed it all in a weekend. I need more. I spotted Idris Elba in Ridley Scotts American Gangster the other day too, that guy deserves all the acting jobs he can get his hands on. For those of you new to The Wire and wondering what all the fuss is about check out the estimable Charlie Brookers review of the show a www.youtube.co.uk/charliebrooker/the wire

Not sure how it is now but The Bug Bar always played some pretty mental music...neath the church in Brixton.

:)-D

Yes White Stuff is exceptionally bland, like the Coldplay of clothing outlets.

Go on tell me, where is it? Vent your spleen at particularly piss poor service in the hope that it might reach the eyes and ears of those concerned and they might change their curmudeonly ways. I have to put up Somerfield as one of the worst offenders, its dinginess doesnt help I grant, its probably on a par to living in Norway during the winter but for the love of all that is holy can someone in there bring it upon themselves to crack a smile! I'll donate ?20 to charity if theres photographic evidence anywhere.

Yes, that was very funny.

The muffin buttering thing wasnt a euphemism for sex!...no, no I do actually have a lady who comes in to specifically lubricate in a dairy manner any number of toasted bread products that I see fit to desire. Her names Consuela and shes from Puerto Rico.