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Good call Snorky. I hear the Jeffrey Archer Correspondence course is well worth investing in, he certainly does fiction quite like no one else!

I'd certainly recommend it. Its great.

Cheers Brendan, as reliable as ever I thin..

Its going to kill me when Fusions pool closes down for refurb as I like nothing better than a swim before work in the morning, and at only ?17 a month its a bargain too. Whats are the prices like at the other 2?

Killer 7! One of the strangest games I've ever played. That spooky manic laughter used to shit me right up. It was almost too cool for school geezer! You're fucked. I loved the little deaf kid with the Speedy Gonzales complex who could wield those cannons too surprising devastation.

You could always install a fucking jukebox to liven all those stiffys up.

Do I just feed the fotos directly into the dvd drive, wont they get creased?

Well, not porn as such...but it does feature a foxy redhead.

How is this done....is it wichcraft?

I need to find an alternative pool to the one at east dulwich fusion(Which closes soon for refurb), any decent sized ones relatively close to Lordship lane?

Well if the price is no hardship for a Scots lass to bear(Yes, I know its a national stereotype but sometimes they're true, like the one about all Bulgarian men having webbed feet)then thats good enough for me.

Really? Lovely. Was there mention of a magnum of champagne and a trip to Tahiti, or was that another comp?

I love curry so much I sometimes wish I could cry curry tears and mop it all up with a big hankie shaped nann . Has anyone tried the Bombay Bicycle Club yet? I've popped in there a few times and picked up one of their menus, but due to an inherently thrifty nature havent been able to bring myself to paying their exorbitant prices(?3-nann!!). I could however be persuaded to part with the hard earned if the reviews are good.;-)

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Apparently the disused well out in the garden was opened up today after for the first time in over a century to reveal the gaping maw of hells very bowels. A particularly heavy demon going by the name of Cilgarth puked sulphurous bile into the eye...oh, I cant be bothered. It was nasty anyway.

The combat in a game has always been a distant second when compared to overall gamefeel and atmosphere(Tomb Raider had one of the worst combat modes in living memory but is still one of my all time greatest gaming memories due to its eerie solitude and proper head hurting puzzles)....I have to sheepishly admit that I've never played Halo.

I was going to start a thread about this myself today but you beat me to it! I must admit to feeling fairly ambiguous about it all(mainly due to my limited knowledge on the subject). However I do get the distinct feeling that nations involved in an illegal war in a far off land where hundreds of thousands of people have been liquidated in the last 5 years should tread very, very carefully when commenting on the internal politics of an alien regime.

I know I'm a bit behind the times but Bioshock has really spoilt me for other games now, Nothing else quite satisfies. Graphically Drakes Progress was marginally superior(Given its inside/outside locations)but the crummy puzzles and relentless waves of guntoting mercinaries took repetitiveness to new and scary levels and assasins creed is a shabby GTA rip off set in the time of the crusades. Like Kelly Brook, beautiful but dull, dull, dull. Has anyone started playing Condemned 2 yet? Any good? Or is it going to be a long unfulfilled wait until Bioshock 2?

Your au pairs still in bed? I try not to encourage Maria to take more than 2 hours sleep in any given 24 hr period. There are always things that need attention. If she gives me any lip I just wave the phone number of the immigration service in her coupon...still, the snows nice.

The Peep show bird? She was in The Green Wing too. My luvvie mate went to Drama School with her and comes down to visit her once in a while. Buggered if I can remember her name though.

I know who it is too...but I still have no idea who it is. Purrrrplecsed.

That takes some beating Brendan. Well done.

Only on 20s Gangster theme night. Thats every third saturday folks, Mollys becomes a speakeasy that would make Bugsy Malone Green with envy. Molls and Dolls get in free.

Cheers ????, but I got me a lady to butter my muffin....keep your cathouse coupons.