Domitianus

Still trying to figure what the "some sense" bit is in compelling staff to work in a carcinogenic atmosphere and to create a similar atmosphere for those who don't wish to smoke (I mean, different times of day? Purleeze, do you really think the air is going to clear just by opening a window and giving it a few minutes?) Maybe the EC will go on to do dome other "sensible" things - like forcing us to bring back fully leaded petrol for those who want to put it in their cars? Can't wait, me.

I just found out that 'ogle' brings up 'milf' in my phone!!!

pubic - I mean public!

errrr....a container load of oral contraceptives is accidentally driven into the ED drinking water supply.

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only to realise that your pretentiousness inflamed the fury of ignoramuses who don't even know what Manolo Blaniks are but who nevertheless decided to gun you down in the street to teach you a lesson for being so pompous....

health foods

xG

willies!

How bout: "Mo-fo, when you drop a slimy one, it leaves a trail. Clean up you dirty f***er or I'll crap in the bath before you use it!" I mean, why beat around the bush? Subtelty doesn't always work. I spent many years working in a large office where one of my colleagues had appalling dental hygiene. I don't know what was going on - it looked like he hadn't brushed his teeth or been to a dentist for years - like looking into the pit of hell any time he yawned. One person eventually bought a tooth-brush at lunch-time and left it anonymously on his desk as a subtle hint. He returned from his break, picked up the toothbrush, announced in a loud voice "Someone has left a toothbrush on my desk" and spent the rest of the afternoon wandering around, speculating loudly as to who the toothbrush could belong to, why it was left on his desk and why the owner didn't want to claim it!

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mightyroar

more expensive sex

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>:D

...but I am not!

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church

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You and a can of Anchor dairy cream.

Burberry

Murder One. Script and character development mediocre but the plot twists were just rivetting.

SimonM Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > seeker sun

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lozzyloz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Only to find that it means living in a golden oil > lamp buried deep in the desert for ever. > > I wish I could sing ...for your supper because you are a starving and homeless wino.