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Turncoats?

So does that mean my hat is made out of Haggis?

I thought those were haggises????

SO what is a 'fake'? Never heard of one of them either. Does that mean that fake are found in France?

I am hanging on by the skin of my teeth but your bizarre answers make me want to hide.

Some days ago I bought myself a faux fur hat which is very comfortable and warm. I must confess, however, that I have never before heard of an animal called a faux. Judging by the feel of the fur I am guessing it is something akin to chinchilla? Could anyone enlighten me on the following: 1. What type of animal is a faux? 2. Where are they from? 3. Are they endangered (I do hope not as I would hate to be responsible for trading in endangered species!)

I believe I have posted my admiration for the Plough and in particular its Sunday roasts here before. Couple of weeks ago, however, I was quite disappointed to be given very fatty lamb indeed which it was almost impossible for me to finish. Setting this aside, they usually do get it spot on and it is well worth going for. In future I will simply ask them to ensure that they give me nice lean slices of lamb.

It's the organic scam again. I think we chatted about this before? I wouldn't queue for the last helicopter out of Hanoi let alone a slab of over-priced flesh.

Ultraconsultancy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Polly D - what on earth is in a veggy scotch egg? > The suggestion is so irrational that I think it > must be a joke! A veggie Scotch egg is very much like a normal Scotch egg except without the sausage meat or the egg.

Why should anyone have to order a turkey from William Rose when there are perfectly good swans wandering around in the public parks of London?

Hey, I was born breathing smoke so I have high standards. If you wanna impress me you need something like nuclear Armageddon.

The Brown Bottle from Viz????

If you want to see lots of cool pictures of smoke and things on fire go to www.airportfire.com It is well cool!

Oh look everyone - smoke! Let's all take pictures of it. Whose picture of smoke is the best? My smoke is smokier than yours! Not it's not - my smoke is much cooler (well, hotter!) than your smoke, so there! Yes, but I photographed the smoke from a much better angle so you can REALLY get a sense of how incredible smoky it is! Yeah, well I think your smoke is really c**p and would probably disperse with even a gentle breeze whereas MY smoke is really dense and scary. GROW UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We have all seen smoke before. What's with the amateur photographer of the year competition?

The helicopters were transporting troops into the 'Nam - Syde-'Nam!

Shaggy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Last time I thought a cat was lost, I put a collar > around his neck with a note attached. The very > amused owners called to say he was not lost, just > very curious. However given the fact it's a > kitten, I would call the RSPCA or Battersea Dogs > and Cats Homestraight away. They will be able to > help you and check whether the poor little mite is > microchipped. He might have an owner desesperate > to find him. A vet would also be able to check a > microchip for you for free I would imagine. I don't believe a word of this post - it is just a Shaggy Dog Story!

Frisco Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "I had better weights in HMP" > > How much was their membership? I agree. The weight-training machines appears to be by TechnoGym which is swish looking but, from a functional point of view, pretty s**t (please folks don't tell me that you have used it and think it is great - that simply means you have never actually used REALLY good machinery, or don't have the skills to judge the difference). Unfortunately, from visiting a huge number of gyms in the UK over last couple of years, TechnoGym appear to have conducted a very effective marketing campaign and their equipment is pretty much everywhere. This is a shame as there is much better equipment available for the same or lower prices. I am thinking Nautilus, MedX or Hammer. Pointless to expect that the decision makers have the actual knowledge and practical experience to base their purchase on quality of equipment.

The contemptible cult of celebrity rears its sorry head again. Who gives a d**n whether JN or JB lives in ED or not? Is there really anyone who is such a sad, fickle, wannabe that they would actually choose a location to live in based upon its so-called celebrity inhabitants??? This really does make me wanna barf!

I got Faberg? eggs thrown at my door - they were jewel-encrusted and wrapped in a sleeve of silk cloth woven by Japanese virgins in a sacred temple!

Maybe she is simply a complete fruitcake who would drive anyone away!

I think anyone with a baby photo to take for a passport should adorn the child in a false beard (preferably one of those Abraham Lincoln ones with no moustache) and send it in. If anyone complains simply tell them not to be so cruel and it is not your fault if your beautiful child is a tad hirsute.

I mean it is disgusting that someone should have wasted a decent orgy (of whatever origin) on such a seedy location as the EDT. Why, the mezzanine level of Le Chandelier is simply perfect for such events.

mattindulwich18 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > a gay orgy in Dulwich...finally!! That is disgusting!!!

I think I may have mentioned my attempts to buy one of those filing spikes in there before and the extraordinary lengths the nutter with the glasses and grey hair went to to sell me one. Personally I find the whole place bizarre in the extreme - sometimes quite pleasant, sometimes patronising or bordering on the surreal. I do recall however the arguement he had with a customer when he refused to refund a dodgy printer cartridge. He said the customer should take it up with the manufacturer. Customer said, quite correctly, that his contract was with the shop and demanded a refund which he just didn't get. If I was in his shoes I would have had Trading Standards down there to slap the old boy into shape. Nothing annoys me more than people who ignore consumer law and leave customers high and dry because they think they can get away with it (nothing except irresponsible parents, of course...and loud churches...and absentee MPs...etc etc).

Apparently you are now not allowed to SMILE in passport photos. This also applies to children. I have heard of someone's photo of a toddler being returned because the child was SMILING!!! How the f**k can you tell a child NOT to smile when it is having its piccie taken?