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How about swearing in a different language?:)):))

Nice one derby good words and advice. Alan carr workshops i hear were useful too, if anyone on here attended.

Please doc don't put me next to katienumbers as i hear shes a bit of a snorer *sets up backgammon board*

Can you check me in this afternoon please doctor and please pop my lottery ticket in my room in time for tonights draw. Mines a g&t btw. Thanks

How do you know?

Miss you loads, come back on here please. Move your ar$e!!

Bt telephone cable.(6)

Ed warehouse is still there and looks well stocked and going strong. This new idea sounds great, would be good on nx rd and on a Sunday too. Good luck dude.(tu)

Said will be fixed by Sunday now. 170 meteres of damage and they said it may not be the last time it will happen.

Penguin68, you really know your stuff and thanks for this info (not being sarcy). irata, thanks for finding that out too. I was told will be fixed by 6pm today but if it has been vandalised then there is nothing more we can do than wait and moan to BT. Having back up lines with other providers helps though.

You could try buckwheat flour too.

Also, try switching it off then on. No doubt you have tried that. What KK said too.

Hola Jah, me back from the beach, that make you happier? I can buy you a cerveza over here, or two.

The employer cd-rom is shite but works (slowly) and will save you money. Just keep your eye on the govt websites as they will no longer send any updtaes out via post. MrBens post is good advice.

Ok MrBen you are slow despite having been away. I like Curtain's posts, they are funny and clear to see through.(tu)

Cheers quids getting your cash ready right?, doom and gloom aint all bad.:)-D

Got nothing to offer to this at the mo but just to say best wishes keep strong and we will be joining the club very very soon (hopefully not too sleepless and tearful though):-S

Kitemonkey if you are going to drill into any walls please make sure you don't drill into any water pipes.:))

And for burning fat apparently.

There has been a drop in prices for flats and house and also commercial properties, give it another year and they should drop even further, sorry to be realistic.

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Woof woof! Oh good, finally you have downed that liquid beauty.:)-D Pretty warm down here jah.

Sorry about your break in bloonoo. There seems to be alot more of this mentioned on the edf recently. I would agree though on external storage solutions. Also on added security on doors and windows, guys dont get complacent. Our house was infiltrated through a side gate recently but thankfully they could did not get far. Have friends/family currently checking our place at the south end of ed, hopefully will all be ok, being near police station makes no difference btw apparently. Pm me for alans number to secure doors windows helibell, dont have the details where i am at present. It's also easy to install security measures yourself if you are diy competent.

RosieH, put 10 000 000 euros in the swearbox por favor.!!!

Someone please pour a litre of happiness down jah's throat...

We are sitting on a beach where it's around 26 degrees and it's beautiful.:)-D:)):)):))