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Mikecg

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  1. She's bright, got a basin hair cut and smells of moth balls, what more could a man want, perfect.
  2. I've PM'd you, oh err missus.
  3. Please dont slap me when I tell you RosieH, Promise.......
  4. RosieH you should read the OP it's far worse, take a chill pill Cadbury's Clusters work wonders.
  5. Come on I did say I never used either of them, it's what others have used, do you really think that I would do that?. I'm slightly disappointed considering it's just a bit of harmless fun.
  6. Heres something I thought was funny although not a chatup line. You find a top heavy woman at the pub, and you say "I bet you a quid I can make your boobs wobble without touching them", when they agree give them a quick fondle and handover the quid, great innit. It's even worth getting a slap for.
  7. I'm glad no one asked what a 68 was.
  8. No Mikey you are right I forgot about that one.
  9. Mikecg

    MPs' expenses

    *Looks down a slightly to the left*
  10. Nah she looks to innocent for me.
  11. Mikecg

    MPs' expenses

    Would they Felicity?.
  12. Flic Normal Rides Again!!!!!
  13. No! I've never had the goans.
  14. No! didn't think you would, My favorite ever chatup lines are "Do you want to go halves on a Bastard", and "Do you fancy a 68"
  15. Or is it Glaxoisation?.
  16. Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > R&A... reinvestment of profits is good business > sense, not charity. e.g. Microsoft reinvested all > their profits, up until 5 years ago. (I don't > think drug companies are "evil", just providing > balance to the argument). The problem I have with drug companies is, do they develop disease to further their companys prosperity?. For example, take swine flu why is it that up until the past 10 years ago I had never heard of all the kinds of killer flu that we have now, is it hype over nothing or is it a man made bio hazard?.
  17. Tea For 1 - Led Zep
  18. No not like Jim, like Ian Hunter.
  19. Do you ever look back and think woops! I wonder what influences I were under when i wrote that load of old cobblers. I have, and that's exactly what I thought. Exactly that.....
  20. Harsh I think the Doors wrote some great music, Light My Fire was proper good The End and When The Music's Over. Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Quite right! Famous for being dead basically. > > In response to *bob*
  21. She has the sort of look of a checkout girl at Sainsbury's, and you think not bad for a checkout girl!.
  22. I like Bitches and ?
  23. I think you'll find he had the warts removed and he sold them on ebay.
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