Mikecg

It's all muscle I tell ya, it just hasn't gone hard yet.

Nice one ACat and the Onion, :)-D.

Whot um dread, I have actually, but have you considered not being so rude?.

brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Jasper Carrot. Oh dear, I'll just ride me moped > off into the sunset... Not bad Brum, I think he was at his best in the Detectives.

I think running is a bad way to exercise if you have a bit of extra lard hanging around if you do it on grass rather than the streets its an improvement but the impact damage you can cause can be quite extensive, my knee is also pretty messed up in the cartilage department so I have to be careful now so it's a toss up between going down the gym or going on the piss. Going on the piss is winning at the moment.

You see, what a low life. Taking away from people who are unfortunate and mentally I'll. my father in law is a director of the mind charity and I have told him about what goes on there. I think we will need to report this to the filth because it is one of the lowest forms of theft, from a charity not exactly a robin hood are they.

B A Robinson went to that school as well Hona, not bad company to keep.

Just leave it BBW theres no point raising the dead or digging up old bones but what I am prepared to do is stop dishing out the bile with yourself.

Oh no BBW I can't possibly partake in any such activity because I am still recovering from the last episode.

No Comment.

He will find out one day mawhahaha!

Says the woman who said to woolfie as soon as you come up and say hello you will have an eric?

Your dicing with death for the poor bloke Andystar. what if she says actually I think I may as well tell you....... Or goes into a passionate rage grabs a kitchen implement and impales the poor bloke. I personally think that if a bloke goes down the pub and has a few extra pints after a hard days graft is an ok thing to do. I nicknamed my wife Zebedee because she kept springing up in the pubs I was going to or in, but we've done that one and now were back on track.

I feel your pain my friend, you just gotta grin and bare it, it will soon pass.

You could get a job working for the Sunday Sport snorky, for a minute there I couldn't work out if I was reading an Oxford/Cambridge exponents narrative. Back of the net!

Don't hate the Toon barcodes, show them some lurv in their darkest hour.

3 day benders and 11 O'clock goddess's.

One Eyed Trouser Snake on a Plane.

After checking all the tunes out I'm starting to really like the TT's one.

zephyr Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh dear Newcastle - I am not sad (tee hee) Concrete Parachute for Alan Shearer and the Magpies oh dear.

Gold Rush Chewing Gum, they were like little nuggets of gold in a little gold sack, Space Dust was my particular favorite.

Either your judgement stinks or if you fell into a barrel of tits you'd come out sucking your thumb, my luck stinks at times as well. PS:Cool Thread, made me chuckle.

Every silver lining has a black cloud PinkyB, at least the idiot ex is gone.

BBW (Say's it all really no explanation reqd) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1bn47s1DjQ

HAHAHA!