bigbadwolf

I'm personally against the death sentence because it's the easy way out. However, I think, when the economy is back on it's feet the Home office should follow the American example of the Supermax prison. ADX Florence in Colorado would be a good template. When I say the death penalty is the easy way out I mean that if I was given the choice to spend the rest of my life in a cell for 23 hours a day with no human contact for those 23 hours or take the rope I know what my answer would be. This style of prison is only reserved for America's most dangerous criminals and are on a federal mandate. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ADX_Florence

I saw SeanMacGabhan in the Vale yesterday evening.

I'm often asked for my autograph by forumites when I'm drinking in the EDT. Never seems to be the case in the black cherry though.

I use a block plane on special occasions Kel.

I just use paint stripper.

It might be a bit out of your way but the Crapitol it Forest hill (London road) regularly shows football. It's usually packed on big fixtures and can get a bit rough at times.

I like them a lot but they seem to have got rid of their best stuff. A while back they had one where they ripped the piss out of Simon Cowell and I'm being very serious when I say that I was nearly in tears.

My favorite websites are as follows and I log onto them in this order. 1) east dulwich forum. 2) Holymoly. 3) The Gumtree's confession page. 4) Youtube 5) My email account. 6) se23.com. I only do facebook now and again as it's pretty gash and I flit between various grown ups sites when it feels right.

Are you sure Banksy didn't leave it there. You know, some kind of abstract protest/symbolism of how the area used to be.

Or take it home in a 'doggie bag'.

Although some may think that Ratty has started a rather juvenile, if not base, thread on the subject of the phenomenal re occurance of the extinct we must examine this with the utmost professionalism and sensitivity. For those of us who were lucky enough to be around during the hay day of the white dog turd during the 70's and 80's it certainly was a mixed bag of emotions on discovery of this unearthly digested matter. Now over the years I've made it a personal mission to get to the bottom (applaud the pun) of this mystery and I'm happy to say my research has uncovered sound evidence. During the decades that style abandoned it wasn't uncommon for butchers and householders alike to toss mans best friend a bone. Bones contain Calcium which for a dog isn't easy to digest, ask Woof he'll tell you. This resulted in the turd to retain a white texture. Now we've got the science out of the way lets address the reason it was so hard. Before the Labour government was elected into power it was perfectly acceptable to abandon any 'gift' your dog had left on the public highway. Once deposited the turd was then left to bake in the sun (remember, white turds were only found during the hottest months). The only way for scientists to determine how old the piece of turd was was to cut it open and count the rings, exactly like a tree. Although white dog turds were in effect harmless it never stopped people acting as though they'd disturbed/set off an anti personnel mine once they'd gone over one with a lawnmower as it would result in tiny pieces of dust and white shrapnel flying all over the shop. Source. Academic journal of the A.A.A.S (1986).

I think the last time I saw an Albino hound cable was circa 1991-92 outside my primary school and it truly was a momentous discovery. I saw a shooting star that day as well.

One too many 'Bob Martins' this afternoon Woof?

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Though he's not actually a forumite it's Ian > Hunter's birthday today. 70 he is. > I'll be waggling a glass in the general direction > of Conneticet this evening. I bet your collection of 'Mott' vinyl isn't as big as my mums Hona.

Check out the 'Roma sub rosa' series. It follows the exploit/adventures of a detective in ancient Rome. It's by a Texan writer called Steven Saylor. I don't usually re-read books but I've also just re-finished Alistair Mclean's 'Ice station zebra', a cold war classic!

KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > bigbadwolf Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I was about 6 years old whilst you all made > utter > > prats of yourselves. > > > > Did you have a Michael Jackson T-shirt wolfstar? > now that was class! ;-) > > Lolly? No I did not!!! I had enough nightmares to worry about!!! For your information, I had Thomas the tank engine jimjams (pyjamas) woman!!!

Charming.

Not at all Pinky, not at all. You're alright. I'm cheeky (never rude/vile/smutty) towards everyone and expect exactly the same back. I prefer Solero's.

The balls in your court now Pinky. Do with it as you please.

Why don't you put your neck on the block for change eh Pinky.

PinkyB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > How would YOU pronounce ?$%^& , BBW? As politely as possible of course.

Yeah, I mean we wouldn't want what Jason failed to attain becoming to much of a mouthful..............however you pronounce it.

Lou, do you have any idea of the amount of inuendo I'm trying to protect you all from? Let's just leave it at that eh.

Eerrrrmmmmm.......excuse me Mockney but I and a lot of others think that I deserve a special thank you since I said it in Spanish unlike the other proles!