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Omar's There's nothing like this - a doobyweeooo - tautological soft soul nightmare: "we take a sip of cold champagne wine, the rug that we lie on feels divine". Champagne wine, is it, is it, IS IT? BoyzIIMen, End of the Road - terrible whiny awfulness of unparalleled, frankly staggering arrogance : "You really love me, you just don't realise, you've never been there before this is only your first time" I want to kill them a lot and then kill them some more

Loveshack Shiny Happy People. Shiny happy bunch of ***ts more like I seriously need to stay away from this thread - it's making me angry just thinking about all the horror

Ditto anything by Dolores Cranberry - now there's something that IS ironic - her parents calling her misery *goes off to find happy place*

Ironic, or that perverted like me one - basically anything by Alannis Morrissette makes me want to rip my own ears off and beat her to death with them in the theatre. It's not perverted, it's just a bit whorey and frankly marks you out as a philistine when you should be watching the play, and NO IT'S NOT IRONIC - a bit of a bummer, yes, annoying, yes, but not as annoying as you, you bloody bloody wailing banshee nightmare.

Beautiful

I love the Seasons in the Sun - was pondering playing it down at Lucky 7s but thought I might empty the place - the more mawkish and maudlin the better

????, I think that is one of the worst cases of bullying and rudeness to newbies that so typify this forum. Shame on you. Your punishment will be to spend the entire Adventure Bar happy hour on mojito night getting down to some pumping drum n bass. Foxy79 - don't listen to him. Oh, and are you, in fact, Dr Fox?

Ooh, I had no idea it was there. I'm definitely going to check it out, sounds excellent

Not enough swearing for BBW

Wasn't the AMSTRAD PC1512 a PC from the 80s? I'd wager he would have a high time not getting fired if he were 20-odd years behind his compadres. Consensus is that the bulk of his money is property these days - to be honest, it's neither here nor there - he's still got a shitload more than we have, but sadly not the humour to enjoy a cheeky sugary bum gag.

Man, I missed this too - what was the word, what was the word? Can I say tit? I thought the guy was being a bit of a tit, so not sure if Sean's word was worse than that. I have relied many times on the swear filter to change my words (although typed what I actually meant) and think that if it didn't do it automatically, I too would have had a warning by now.

Pleased at the defeat. Displeased at crowing Cameron whose party did what exactly about the situation when in power? Cunning stunts indeed.

Aye, is because is a word of French origin, non? therefore the haitch is silent

So we ended up in the chardon and it was, as expected, rubbish - the Lodge is lovely - do people not go there because the food is terrible or because there's no atmosphere? In response to PGC, I would be prepared to get out my nipple (the left one) if it meant people would go to the place.

nah, go for it. after a medical professional (though in an entirely social context) suggested that my headache might actually be a tumour, I googled away and came up with the conclusion that I had mere hours to live. I consider having outlived that by some months to be a massive bonus. So should you - every day you survive the pig disease is a day snatched from the reaper's scythe - embrace, dance, celebrate, eat bacon

Oh for god's sake, she's hardly hideous. Her eyebrows are a little Heseltine for modern day usage (although big eyebrows have been the fashion for a year or so now) but she's hardly a monster. A makeover wouldn't require any manner of miracle - just a pair of scissors and a different dress. And I assume Amanda Holden is the ho rather than the mofo???? Mikecg, come on, you can do better As for people not wanting to hear about musicians any more, are you kidding me? have you ever seen more guitars in the charts? Have you seen that shitey programme that curly tosspot Zane does on T4 where they're looking for a new band? It's all about the tedious fucking musos and it wouldn't have happened in the days of britpop.

Here's how: my friends (out of towners) would not take my word for the need to book dinner on a saturday night in ED. That place had tables (by the dozen) nowhere else can boast the same. I'm in the toilet, hiding out and texting this - somebody help me ...

Is anyone going to the lodge for dinner/ drinks tonight? I ask only because I'm here and no one else is - come on down for a guaranteed table and I'll provide the ambience...

People who say "less" when they should say "fewer" - especially in advertising (sack those copy writers immediately)

Hi Barry, I just wanted to second everyone who has said thanks for doing this - I think it's brilliant and that you've responded so quickly too. Good on you. R

Xena - was it a blond or a blonde? we want to know

my heart is sinking my eyes are bleeding my @rse is winking emoticons are the punctuation of the devil

Indeed. The doctor spake and the doctor was good.

Ooh, Rutger definitely yummy http://www.rutgerhauer.org/hotphotos/hotthumbs/hsup07a.jpg

Smiler, I sometimes (though seldom) rang the changes from a Taboo and lemonade, with a Mirage and lemonade, it's lesser known and I think more melony sister. In my neck of the woods, a Blastaway was a Castaway and a Diamond White. Ahhh, Ritzy...