ratty

Well you aint going to lose today m'lady! Enjoy the game!

Pompey are in sh1t street. You should read some of the pompey forums. Fans are very angry! Oh well, Arsenal next. Fook! Looks like Defoe and Campbell will be hounded out the club.

ok - thanks for that!

Just had a letter from Abbey saying my mortgage has gone down ?380! Happy Fooking Christmas for me! Shant on!

At work in body only. Picking mummy up from Waterloo at 11:30 then back to the office to close it!

Maybe they wanna fook off back to University then! Young scamps!

F-uck Ayres, they put the wrong DOB on my nippers naming day cake FFS! I SAID FFS FFS!

Aye - pleased that we are not selling to a prem club to be honest. He is a cracking player though and gutted to see him go but we were never going to hang on to him. He is pure Champions League class!

I was born in St Mary's Hospital in Fratton. If you look out the window of the room I was born in you can see Fratton Park. PTID! ?24m for Diarra! KEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!! No sell on clause from Arsenal either!!! DOH!

matthew123 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yes it's on days like that with Ferguson blaming > the colour of the shirts for their SIX goal > pounding rather than defensive problems (they'd > conceded FIVE at Newcastle the previous week) that > it calls into question anything he says as being > creditable. UGH!

heh heh - not bitter I think, just keen to expose him for the runt that he is! ;)

matthew123 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I can't think of a bigger hypocrite in this > country than Alex Ferguson, Harry Redknapp wins hands down!

Big Vern was a fave, Skinheed and of course Rude Kid. Does anyone remember fox in a box?? Classic.

I have just PMSL at this thread. Thread of the Year by a Country Mile!!!

Gutted - best restaurant in ED by miles! all the best!

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Kells Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You'll get me kicked off, I'm trying to be a good > girl.... doesn't even rhyme :(

Changing the Subject... A thread on another forum I go on (Pompey Fans Online) has made me chortle so I thought I would plagiarize it on here. What football chants over the year have made you guffaw? My own personal favourite, is, as a young man at the time of the Cleveland Child Abuse scandals, going up to old Ayrsome Park and singing "Get your Kids out for the Dads" at the boro faithful (all 9 of them). Anyone else????

> Ratty. > If memory serves me well, didn't Portsmouth buy > Defoe in January of last year? That's 12 months. > So we can have him. > > Twelve million quid for Johnson! You're having a > laugh. Besides once Alan Hutton is back from > injury we wouldn't need him anyway. Not correct I'm afraid my love and this is where the confusion is. To push the deal through Jermain came on loan (we were waiting on the Benjani to City deal) we then got dispensation from the FA to finalise the deal later in Feb. He was not allowed to play against Spurs because he was technically on loan. His permanent move being made as soon as June transfer window opened. 12 months will be June 2009. Johnson is only worth that much cos he is English and therefore counts as homegrown for UEFA quota. Liekwise Defoe, and Crouch. Homegrown players values are gonna inflate even higher as Uefa rules tighten.

I reckon GJ would be upwards of ?12m. Judas himself was quoted as saying that he was only going for loans was he not? (Not that you can beleive anything that comes out of his lying saggy mouth of course! ;) Would debate whether you would want Johnson to play over Corluka though; who I think is class. Reckon it's just tabloid crap tho.

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > By the way ratty, "Spurs couldn't afford > Tottenham"? I had to read that about 4 times just > to make sure ;-) Sorry babes. I was high on lighter fluid and deoderants at the time. Of course I meant Spurs could not afford Johnson, with him being english and all and therefore counting as a homegrown for Europe.

Spurs could not afford Tottenham and it is not possible for Defoe to re-sign as he left in the last 12 months. You can have David James for ten bob though! :) January is gonna be very interesting!

Bagpuss is after Glen Johnson now according to our darling media. So that is David James, Glen Johnson, Sylvan Distin, Kranjcar, Diarra, Belhadj, Peter Crouch and Jermaine Defoe he is buying! I guess imitation is the best form of flattery. Spurs will be moving to the South Coast and winning major trophies soon! :)

Best Barperson!

This wishing well has always been a top pub. Not least because my wife used to work in it, and, it used to have a snooker table out the back that would only cost ?2 an hour. Happy hour all day (til 6) in those days with drinks being ?1 a pint!