Help-Ma-Boab

Cheers MM. Just flicked onto it. Some great accents on there.

Thanks to all Runners and contributors. ?85 left over kitty money and bucket dontations went to the MS Society. Letter of thanks attached. Cheers

Stirling Albion eh. Boom, boom let me hear you say Binos, Binos...

Inspire a generation Pickle... Pickle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > p.s... Help-Ma-Boab, you are truly inspirational. > I only hope that one day I can manage a 33 minute > mile ;) did that include drinking time?

I did the 2011 Barry Barry Road Race in 33 mins. A PB I had hope to better this year.

Looks more like pish ten pin bowling to me.

Oafty.. ???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Help-Ma-Boab Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Yep, Hoose o Tip it is. Join me and some other > > Celtic brethren, Gingerbeer I'm looking at > > you!.what could go wrang..likesay. > > > Are you and Mr Ben on the Tipple tonight SHMB

Yep, Hoose o Tip it is. Join me and some other Celtic brethren, Gingerbeer I'm looking at you!.what could go wrang..likesay.

I'm going to give the Hoose o Tippler a whirl a bit later, hopefully. CHARGE!...

Maybe Reggie could dub it...

Generally on Virgin Trains the unreserved carriage is E. Sit here even if you have a reservation. Most folks now book on line and automatically get a reservation. People being people will insist on sitting in their reserved seat even if the rest of the carriage is empty, and usually for me it's a portly businessman who insists on cramming his carcass next to me. Not for me, I'm in E stretching out and laughing at them!

When buying a round of drinks (its never that large with me RD!) always order the Guiness first. By the time the rest has been poured your Guiness will be perfect and ready for collection and or drinking.

At train station toilets, always push the turnstile first before slotting your 30p in. Most times the gate is open. Pee for free my friends...

Welcome, don't overlook The Gowlett if you are in the Market for a top pizza mind.

More likely Hoopers, Ivanhoe Road.

If I wasn't so robust in my outlook, quips like that, could, you know, give a fella self esteem issues! MrBen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yeah Rosie. I got it more when he was in the BBC's > Cassanova in 2002. But then I got old and jowly. > My favourite forumite celebrity look-a-likey to > date was Straferjack's description of Ray Davis at > the Olympics...."Help-ma-boab in a Keith Harris > wig"

Same. Not heard that for years....I used to get old Mrs Stuart her messages every Wednesday from Dunlops van. katie1997 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ted Max Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > The biddies in Scotmid used to cry "language > > Timothy!" at me as I packed their messages. Not > > sure that Corbett was really heart throb > material, > > though. > > Ah I really love that. Messages. > > "But WHAT messages" they cried. You know, JUST > messages, I replied. > > Cheers Ted.

PM'd you Ted Max Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > My ballsack is perfect. My personal physician can > barely contain his glee at its heft, smoothness > and symmetry. Yet even he, and even I, have > primped and pimped the odd stray flap of scrotal > unsightliness out of there, even though it's > completely unnecessary and, as I've pointed out, > my stone-casement really is a thing of wonder. > > Therefore, I'm thinking that all the absolute > scrungers out there who haven't changed their > jockstrap for a decade, and can be seen cluttering > up the swingparks of ED in their 20 year old band > Tee-shirts, could probably do with a bit of the > old lift and separate in the onion bag > department. > > So what I'm suggesting is this: we all assemble > round *Bob*'s, get the orchid-holsters out and > have a party, yeah? PM me if interested.

Double Dip maybe.. david_carnell Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Pump-priming anyone?

Quality lawn as well... Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Can you bring back the old ones pls.I'm sure I > have seen the old Wembley recreated in the back > garden of a posh ED semi.

@Nivenj1 worth a follow as well. Some belters in his match summary....not for the faint hearted! katie1997 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Help-Ma-Boab Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Gonnae have tae settle for Irvine Welsh on > twitter > > to follow it. He's the new Dan Maskill for me! > > Ha, was quite jealous of the fact he then went out > to celebrate as it was only 8pm ish Chicago time. > > "C'mon Andy! Serve up like it was Turnmills in the > 90's and you had a pocket full of pills!" > > "Conditions shite again with wind. SOMEBODY TELL > THAT @#$%& OF AN UMPIRE TO SWITCH OFF HIS MIC > BETWEEN POINTS!" > > "As McEnroe says: get that @#$%& mic off you > little jobsworth umpire @#$%&." > > "Maybe I was paraphrasing McEnroe a little."

Wasnt a million miles away! The Olympics was a massive lift for Muzz and that confidence carried forward last night. Fricking great achievement and now see Djocko and Murray taking those top 2 slots. Nadals game will just take its toll on his knees... Last nights result of course now relegates me to Stirlingshires 2nd greatest sporting export!... Help-Ma-Boab Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > He's the same age as Djocko and reckon him and > Murray will move into the top 2 as Rodge le podge > moves into retirement phase and Nadal knackers his > knees and body. > > He's not a million miles away from a slam IMHO, > needs to work a bit on 2nd serve and converting > breaks when they matter. Lendl will be a good > influence if they stick together on it. Still a > good tourney for Murray I reckon and next year, a > slam awaits. > > Feds movement yesterday was a joy to watch, but > Murrays no slouch either.

Gonnae have tae settle for Irvine Welsh on twitter to follow it. He's the new Dan Maskill for me!

Hermitts Cave the morra? MrBen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Of course you'll only know this if you hang with > the cool crowd. The rest of you won't know any > different.

Went 2 weeks ago on a Saturday (Bank Hol weekend). Got train round noon from London Bridge, platform 5. They are usually long trains and if you walk toward the front, right up the platform away from the stairs its usually quieter than the scrum near the stairs on the platform. When I went had a seat for 4 no probs. Depends how many carriages on train. Nowt worse than standing way up the platform then the train stops short! Ask the platform staff where the train stops and if its worth doing the walk up the platform.