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What's the best piece of advice you've ever had?
jaybee82 replied to jimmy two times's topic in The Lounge
"If you drive through a speed camera at more than 88MPH it wont flash fast enough to catch you" What a load of cobblers. I think he'd been watching too much Back To The Future. -
EDF Drinks - tonight Friday 6th February - Black Cherry
jaybee82 replied to georgia's topic in The Lounge
I'd be pretty keen to see (vet) the photos too... -
Rock on is timeless!
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Brendan, we've already established that using the phrase 'rocked up' is only acceptable in cop drama's of the 1980's.
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Under The Moon Of Love - Showaddywaddy Probably the first and last time those two will be connected...!
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I have to say I'm more inclined to agree with you Annasfield. I'm just glad to get a general idea of what the locals really think of me, summarised below: Firstly, 'the IT Geek with the Warm Heart' (?!?) And secondly, but no less importantly...a Sex Pest. Pats on the back all round I say! >:D<
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Well thanks for all the advice folks, but sadly as entertaining as it was I'm pretty sure shes not the one.
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Its OK Postmodern, I forgive you. Did you end up pulling that old Sea Captain in the end?
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Waiting In Vain - Bob Marley
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A computer geek mate of mine has his IP address tattooed on his arm. What a sad act.
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The question is, who do you think YOU are Alan Brady?!
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Glad I'm not the only one to appreciate BBW's 'fruity' sense of humour.
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I think I'd like to be referred to as 'Man X' from now on...! I'm with you Keef...there is clearly a funny side to this story, thats why I posted it. But in all seriousness a girl was left in a strange pub asleep against a fruit machine. Goodness knows what kind of fright she would have got if someone got the jackpot.
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Ouch. You might want to dismount your high horse for a second, we all make mistakes.
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Glory Box - Portishead
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To be honest knowing shes OK is enough for me. It sounds cowardly but with her turning up in a state in the first place I think we're evens now.
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After a bit of sniffing around on Facebook I found out she did, safe and sound. My mate also text her the next day and she cobbled a few words back to the same effect.
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Its all fair comment to be honest. Probably wouldnt have done the same given time to think. At one point she did kneel down and tap the leg of a bearded man at the bar who looked like a captain and yelled 'show us your peg leg boss' interspersed with parrot noises/'give us a kiiiiss' which I did think was quite funny mind you.
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Momma Told Me Not To Come - Stereophonics/Tom Jones
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Bugger, bang goes that idea for that fancy dress party at the weekend... *hides Ku Klux Klan outfit*
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OK, so I'm now being portrayed as the male predator in a rape scenario!! Happy days :-S
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Haha well thats encouraging. Maybe I should have proposed! I could have used my keyring bottle opener as a makeshift ring.
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Well we got on pretty well at the work drinks where I actually met her, and she wasn't smashed then. I did do a runner, and I do feel bad about it - I'm sure there was more that I could have done but didnt feel comfortable rooting through her bag/phone to contact friends etc.
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You're a very sick man BBW...
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Of course I didn't, just humouring Keef! I did feel a bit bad for bailing on her but I'm sure I'm not the only one who would have done the same. Last I saw before my swift exit she was having a little snooze against the fruit machine anyhow.