jaybee82

This is turning into Dear Deirdre

All I know is it was Kebab and Wines finest. Didnt have it in my hand long enough to sample it.

I'm sold with a fry-up to be honest.

I was disrespected in Adventure Bar a few weeks back. And she nicked my kebab.

He sounds like a male version of the East Dulwich con woman. Maybe he's her mystery accomplice?

Have you got an unnatuaral fixation with wooden owls Bob?

Granted. It does totally depend on the quality of the owl. It does look like its been watching too much telly though.

Me neither. I'm sure these 'prowlers' aren't just limited to shopkeepers. Go to the Bishop on a Friday/Saturday night and you'll probably find they have many different professions!

I used to absolutely dominate Hungry Hippos

What are you saying about folks with moustaches here Ten?

Thats a very impressive bird! I'd like to shotgun Guess Who. Its nearly always Herman.

I didnt know owning a shop in ED turned you into such a babe magnet in the first place! A change of career definitely beckons.

The Boys Are Back In Town - Thin Lizzy

Another Way To Die - Jack White/Alicia Keys

Pump It Up - Elvis Costello

Ahh...that has pretty large potential to be misinterpreted.

Ive done a welly boot full of scrumpy, but never a yard of ale...followed up by a rather blurry hoe down in the village hall.

Turn Your Love Around - George Benson

Lovers In Japan - Coldplay

Poison Arrow - ABC

Every Me, Every You - Placebo

He looks like Inspector Gadget minus the trenchcoat and hat

I'm just gutted that presumably now they've sacked Big Phil his little mexican bandit sidekick is sure to get the boot too. Dont know his name, but he really does have a magnificent moustache.

Some impressive results!! Forgot to say that instruction manuals for all of these tasks are strictly forbidden. Sorry. I vote anyone who backs themselves for over 10 of the above should compete in a compulsory man-off on Peckham Rye. Looks like TLS is playing the part of the ring-wench with the placards stating 'Round One' etc

Some pesky local yoots slashed a couple of my car tyres at the weekend...sad times. But while changing the wheel it got me thinking... How many of these 'Man* Tasks' do you think you could successfully complete? Took me a while to think of these... 1. Change a car tyre 2. Wire a plug 3. Put up a shelf (has to be straight and level, and support more than the dust it will accumulate!) 4. Light and use a manual 'old school' BBQ (no gas allowed) 5. Replace a faulty fuse and reset the fusebox 6. Finish a curry hotter than a Madras (no fluids allowed) 7. Erect a fence (that will withstand a decent stiff breeze) 8. Hitch up a caravan to a car then reverse it round a corner 9. Change a nappy 10. Set up an HD TV with Surround, DVD Player and Stereo out of the box 11. Fillet a fish 12. Pitch a 2-man tent 13. Repair a bicycle puncture 14. Build a flatpack wardrobe (minus points for back-to-front doors, wonkiness, and surplus bits) And finally (you'll probably need it)... 15. Drink a yard of ale Be honest! My early bid is 9/15. Decided best to leave out 16...clobber the little bu**ers that slashed my tyres! *or woman (dont want to be accused of being sexist!)