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  1. jimmy two times
    I watched a programme about them a few weeks ago where they had hidden cameras on their hats. The abuse they received was an absolute disgrace. I could not be a traffic warden cos if anyone ever talked to me like that I'd deck them.
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    Yellow lines = parking ticket Double yellow lines = parking ticket Red line = parking ticket Double red lines = parking ticket and indeterminate prison sentence See...not hard to work out is it ?
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    Parking wardens are usually foreign workers who only do this job because it's all they can get. Quite often they are very educated people, yet they have to put up with all sorts of terrible abuse. I rarely ever get parking tickets, and do you know why? Because I pay attention to parking regulations. It's not hard.
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    I don't think even the Police can break the law to enforce the law.
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    I'm not sure if a panther could survive in our climate for very long. They originate from the rainforest. One notable thing about them is their jaw strength. Apparently they can crush a man's skull with their bite.
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    Funnily enough that was the score of our last match : 2-2
  7. jimmy two times
    Who needs ballet ! just come and watch my team play football. There's always someone doing a dying swan act.
  8. jimmy two times
    Anyone who stops learning is old, whether 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young.
  9. jimmy two times
    Just heard, it's snowing in the Antarctic.
  10. jimmy two times
    Maybe management can do the pointing at the nearest exits thing when sacking the stewardesses.
  11. jimmy two times
    I'm hoping to pull a cracker over christmas.
  12. jimmy two times
    It was my idea....sorry.
  13. jimmy two times
    I trained to be a doctor but never got anywhere I didn't have the patients
  14. jimmy two times
    That doesn't sound like the warm, eccentric and funny Daizie that I have enjoyed on the forum. Where is the love Daizie? :(
  15. jimmy two times
    It doesn't and I know she is.
  16. jimmy two times
    No problem...I've been CRB checked.
  17. jimmy two times
    Daizie you know it's you I really fancy.
  18. jimmy two times
    yeah maybe..... But I just can't help feeling it aint right.
  19. jimmy two times
    I agree. It's put me off her big time if I'm honest.
  20. jimmy two times
    Yes. I feel it's somehow inappropriate to introduce a strange new male friend to kids that early. It can't be nice for them.
  21. jimmy two times
    Do you think it's right for a single woman to invite a single man over to her place with her kids there after only 3 dates? It seems a bit much to me.
  22. jimmy two times
    LOL: meaning laugh out loud. Derived from computer geeks using it to indicate laughter.
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  24. jimmy two times
    I thought I'd let you try my sausage first.
  25. jimmy two times
    1.When the alien comes out of the guy's stomach in Alien. 2.When Russell Crowe reveals his identity to the emperor in the coliseum in Gladiator 3. When Tommy asks Henry why he thinks he's so funny in the Bamboo lounge in Goodfellas.

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