jimmy two times

Maybe we should take a leaf out of Harry Hill's book and have a fight to sort it out.

What else did the delivery man deliver, apart from dropping his kids off at the pool?

Well here's mine and it's pretty simple really A Goddess in the kitchen A whore in bed.

First there's the debate about him being banned. Then comes the debate about the reaction to his ban followed by the debate about the reaction to the reaction to his ban.

Why is he getting so much stick for this? The letter was heartfelt and he took the time to write it personally. He only has one eye and that appears to be giving him problems at the moment so is it any wonder his handwriting his poor? Is the quality of his handwriting really that important? As for the mistake with the name, it's unfortunate but an honest one. How do we know the advisor who provided him with the details of this soldier's tragic death didn't spell the name wrong?

All blokes tick one of those boxes love, you should know that.

How about Gypos?

Actually Chas and Dave are brilliant session musicians. They were the musicians on Labi Siffre's 'I got the blues' which was sampled by Enimem on his track 'My name is'

I've just heard the latest one involving Renault and Formula 1: 'Crashgate'. I wonder how the media coped with describing scandals before 'Watergate'.

Damn I wish I was your lover -Sophie B Hawkins

The proposed 2 game ban was for simulation and attempting to fool the ref into giving a penalty. However, if this can not be proved unequivocally then there should be no ban. If you watch the alleged diving incident the keeper's knee appears to clip Eduardo. This would throw an elemant of doubt, however unlikely, upon whether he dived or not.

You're all Wrongy about Wrighty.

09/09/09 is officially the Irish emergency services day.

Women's football is sub standard. I don't even think England's women internationals could beat a mediocre semi pro team. Therefore the only possible reason he can be advocating her as a future England manager is because she is a woman and it would somehow be groundbreaking.

I might add that I'm a lifelong Spurs fan. It doesn't stop me giving Credit where it's due.

I've always thought of him as quite brash, but he endeared himself to me in his new programme that was aired on Sky 1 last night. In it he goes into a youth offenders institute and coaches a team made up of these young errant lads. It was quite touching and he came across as a very down to earth, sensitive and articulate man.

He doesn't have to mention her gender. She is quite clearly a woman and he is advocating she manages the men's international team. Isn't that a politically correct proposition?

Danny Baker

I have just read a ridiculous, stupidly right-on, Political Correctness gone mad piece on the back of the sports page written by Richard Williams in which he advocates Hope Powell, manager of the England women's football team, should succeed Fabio Capello !

And I thought women didn't fart. My illusions have been shattered.

Great scene. Pity the film was a bit too long.

Formation 4-3-3 GK: Dino Zoff RB: JuniorLB: Manny KaltzCB: Uli StielikeCB:Bobby Moore CM:Michael LaudrupCM:Lothar MatthausCM:Falcao CF:SocratesCF:Johan CruyffCF:Mario Kempes Manager:? Cesar Luis Menotti. Obviously there are loads I've left out, including some of my favourite players such as Maradona and Zidane. But I've considered the above as a team and who would function best in it, so I haven't gone totally Galactico.

My beef is not with asylum seekers or immigrants getting housed, but people who are cearly antisocial getting housed by the council. My old mum and dad live in a council flat and their neighbours on one side are a lovely South American family and on the other a lovely Polish family. Prior to these families moving in my parent's neighbours were a drunk white English guy who's mate assualted my 70 year old dad and a noisy English couple who used to throw loud parties every weekend. In the end both sets of neighbours were evicted. What gets me is that they appear to both have been rehoused by another council. Why?

My friend doesn't have itunes so they can't set their ipod shuffle up in the way you suggest. They were given the shuffle by a friend. I'm wondering if I can simply make a playlist then transfer that to the shuffle when I sync it to my itunes? Just worried that it may somehow cock up my itunes or delete tracks from it?

I want to put some music onto a friends ipod shuffle from my itunes.I have about 2000 tracks on this but I can only put 200 onto their shuffle. Is it possible to make a playlist of 200 selected tracks and put it onto a shuffle from my library?