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jimmy two times

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  1. Feel so real - Steve Arrington
  2. Actually I was planning on having poached eggs on rice for my dinner tonight.
  3. I reckon cyclists should also have to take proficiency tests before there allowed on roads.
  4. Does anyone have any tips on how to make the perfect poached egg? I usually stir the water, add vinegar and then drop the egg in so it whirls about a bit. The problem seems to come when I try to do two at the same time.
  5. ok Daizie I will follow your very sensible advice. I will be making rice for my dinner tommorrow so let's see how it goes.
  6. Daizie that's because 5 micro chips is the maximum that is safe for human consumption in one sitting.
  7. Daizie you'll be promoting micro chips next.
  8. So Daizie if you ever invite me round for dinner will Uncle Ben's microwave savoury rice be on the menu? I thought you were posh?
  9. I can never understand a word you write :-S
  10. Daizie are you referring to Uncle Ben's microwave rice that you can leave in sachet and takes two minutes?
  11. It's not my most sophisticated chat up line I grant you.
  12. How do you cook rice so that it doesn't stick and clump together? It always does this when I cook rice. Is there a tip?
  13. I know you have Daizie. Can I come and shit in one of them ?
  14. Daizie only if they are posh and have two toilets
  15. I'm sorry Daizie for not showing up. I was hanging out with my delivery driver mates.
  16. Who cares who snubbed who...if they even did. AnnaJ sounds like she thinks her shit don't stank and the people who snubbed this poor lady ought to be ashamed of themselves. I guess this is what happens when a bunch of cyber geeks meet up in the flesh.
  17. so are you going to the EDF drinks or are you shy?
  18. you must be very posh to have two toilets Daizie.
  19. It would definitely come in handy if you had two delivery men who wanted to use the bog. Synchronised shitting.
  20. I'd love to know what she looks like. I've got this picture of her in my minds eye with a clothes peg on her nose due to all the incontinent delivery men she gets visiting her.
  21. I'll go if Daizie goes. I'd love to meet her.
  22. Storming out of the toilets? Had they been comparing willy sizes and things gotten out of hand ?
  23. Playing football drinking tea
  24. I don't know.
  25. I reckon he'd be sh*ting himself if he came across you Daizie.
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