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Take a chill pill Daizie. Those are strong words. I thought it was just guys with bad toilet habits that wound you up?

If for any reason you need a warm compress try putting uncooked rice in a sock and warming up in the microwave. It works a treat and can be used again and again.

In one episode of the Sopranos Paulie Walnuts explains why he always washes his hands after tieing his shoelaces. He said that the floors in men's toilets are covered in piss so subsequently and loose laces would be coated in it. I think it's a great point.

Queen's Crescent Loughborough Junction Manor House Thamesmead

Funnily enough I was going to go for a cycle from South London to Highgate via Highgate West Hill. Only serious cyclists try that one.

Are you free then that week Daizie? I've got very good toilet habits.

I'm a middle aged bloke with some time on my hands so I don't think I'll do the Xmas cake thing as my kids are all late teens and live with their mum. Too much information?

I've got a week off work at beginning of December.

Really. It was one of my favourite films when I was a kid and I saw it recently on telly.

Einar (Kirk Douglas) : 'She said she would kill herself if I touched her.' Ragnar (Ernest Borgnine): 'Ah they all say that. What they mean is they'll kill themselves if you don't.'

They also starred in The Vikings together.

I actually think European teams get a bit of a raw deal in terms of World cup qualification. Only 13 teams represented and one of them only because they are the holders. 5 teams qualify from Asia/Oceania. I don't think this is balanced. Some very good European teams have not qualified for the world cup because of the stringent and competitive qualifying process. Apart from Ireland, Russia, Turkey, Romania, Croatia and Sweden. All teams with good pedigree.

Kirk Douglas aint dead yet either. I'd like to give him a shout too.

Another great gag. Give that guy a hand.

I'm also a dog fascist mate.

I was referring to the OP

you sound like a body fascist.

Can you imagine if Winston Churchill was prime minister now with regards to the current media scrutiny and how he would be torn apart by it. Not only was he not a glamorous or handsome man, but he had a speech impediment, was an alcoholic, suffered from depression and was a controversial home secretary, being very heavy handed in his dealing of the siege of Sydney Street and the Tonypandy Riots. Not to mention his wilderness years.Yet he redeemed himself by leading our country to victory in the second world war.

I think the pressure he has been under for the letter has been unfair and should not be consigned as 'going with the job'. In fact I think a lot of the criticism he has received has been personal.

I think he has conducted himself, under enormous and unfair pressure at times, with good grace and in an honourable manner. To me that says something about the man.

Vote Gordon Brown and Labour. He doesn't have the dazzling smile, or the witty quips and he's getting on a bit but the man has integrity.

Well I should have really called myself 'Three times' but I was being modest.

There's plenty more where that came from Legal. Especially for a Fox like you.

I doubt some of the things that have been written would have been said face to face. Maybe this should be the yardstick people use when writing their posts?

Well you look the sort of woman who'd need a man...not a boy.