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jumpinjackflash

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  1. Is she very light skinned like she could be mixed race and looks about mid 30's? I think this was the same woman I saw whilst waiting for bus on corner of Mertins Rd/Ivydale Rd. she asked me for some cash and she was crying saying she needed milk for her kids. I told her didn't have any cash (only had debit card) but I wouldn't have given it to her anyway as did not believe her. She asked everybody that walked by and even chased one guy on his push bike. If it's the same woman then she is very convincing as she can cry real tears! I actually flt bit sorry for her.
  2. I'd happily walk if I didn't fall over every five minutes. Bloody useless at walking in the snow and ice.
  3. Thank you BJL!! the version is indeed Gap Band 'Outstanding' and Blackstreet have obviously sampled their chorus. Going to download it now! :))
  4. Yes, maybe the version I heard yesterday was a different Blackstreet version to the one on my album. It sounded more dated than the Blackstreet version I know.
  5. Thanks but no not that version - this was a R 'n' B/New Jack Swing version. it's driving me up the wall!
  6. Anyone know 'Blow my Mind' from Blackstreet? Well, who sang the orginal? think it came out about 20 years ago? can't seem to find from Google
  7. Bellenden Belle can you show me how to moonwalk like Wacko Jacko? always wanted to be able to do that. is it best in trainers or loafers with slippery soles?
  8. jumpinjackflash

    a joke

    WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.. You can never be pregnant. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks and engines. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. Your underwear is ?8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it
  9. Less if they are Hell's Angels
  10. Great Marmora Man - just how I like it!! B)
  11. Only in the last few hours or so, I have just confirmed a 10 day trip to Dubai in June! My friend who has split with her fella transferred my name over to his ticket. What a result! She'll have much better time with me anyway! >:D<
  12. does anyone else type 'Kind Retards' at the end of an email?
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