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I am quite envious (maybe not right word to use) of people that have a strong faith. My friend's mum is Jehova's Witness and the amount of illness and major ops she has been through in the last five years is crazy - major ops like hip replacement, heart bypass, eye operation. She always remains positive and strong. She's always happy and the docs/surgeons don't seem optimistic about the outcome of these ops and yet she always comes out fighting fit and OK. Her attitude is all down to her faith. I truly believe in God but I don't think you need to follow a certain religion be it - Islam or Christianity - to be a true believer.

I've been to see him twice now - first at York Hall then again at Wembley in 2007 where he KO'd his Polish opponent in the first round. Just settled down in seat with me vodka and tonic and it was all over! I like him and can't wait for the Klitschko bout next year.

Behind

cacti? ouch

yes I know it's nice to feel free and i've been doing my fair share of boozing and falling over as suggested (hence the Detox thread)! I'm in no rush to find a fella...you do get a bit lonely at times but nothing a bottle of Rioja and box of Ferrero Rocher can't fix!

single since Oct 08!:( hopefully not for much longer.....:))

Thanks Aced Out - yes I have cut out the carbs in evening and the booze. Can't manage three litres of water though - i get through 1.5 so better than nothing. I swear my dress is sniggering at me everytime I open the wardrobe...

haha yes! Must book a table at a seafood restaurant on a Monday night!

How on earth does one drink 4 litres of water in such a short period of time without being sick anyway?

no I need to fit in my dress before Thurs - not buying new dress. maybe DETOX should be changed to QUICK FIX

that is not a dog - that's a big ball of cotton wool

I seriously need to detox myself for the next five days - got major night out planned next Thurs and I don't think I can fit in to my dress! I've been overdoing the food and booze the last 2 months or so. Has anyone tried a detox diet that actually worked? I was going to try the Jason Vale Juicer thing but I can't be arsed with all the juicing involved. Oh and I know all the weight will go back on when i start eating normally so you don't need to tell me. I just need to lose 3-4lbs or so before Thurs. Yours bloatedly, JJF

Monster Munch are monster's claws

I own a dog but don't have a piccy of him at work - will treat you all to his ugly mug next week!

No cos scampi is fish and pork is er, pig.

Oh yes Scampi Fries! Can get them in most pubs. Bag too small though. Sainsbos have bought a new flavour of 'posh crisps' - Beer and Garlic (not actually called that but they have a picture of beer and garlic bulb on packet. They are lovely but don't eat before going out on pull.

Pickled Onion pees all over Roast Beef and Flamin' Hot. No contest.

Only a moron would pay ?3.50 for a loaf - and how does anyone know it's organic? Sod that. I agree with the Turkish bread posts - best bread ever(if you want thick crusty loaf)from either Andreas on LL or the continental supermarket on Forest Hill Rd. For toast I am happy with a thick cut Hovis granary and as a treat (as it's quite stodgy) you can't beat Hardough bread from Sainsbos or most West Indian food shops.

follow the yellow brick road - Dorothy and Co

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > > As for the SLP, is this really newspaper worthy? > Bloody hell, bottom of the barrell surely. Yes that's what I thought about the Levi the cat story!

?3.50 for a loaf of bread???? I almost choked on me Mighty White.

If Cliff Richard was a chav... "Christmas time, stealing cars and crime; Children playing in filth and grime; With cars on fire, and trainees under tree, Time to rejoice in being chavvy. It's a time for thieving, a time for receiving Knocked-off gear, what a great feeling. Why pay top dollar, ye can nick it for free Just like leck-tricity gas and TV. Christmas time, booze-ups all the time, Nicking ciggies, sprits and wine Wearing shell-suits and nikeees, all stolen gear; It's great getting drunk on someone else's beer. A time for drinking six pints of Stella That you got from some dodgy fella. Christmas is champion, Christmas is best; God bless Millwall and the DHSS. (Up a key) Christmas time, time to joyride, Then go and visit family inside, With Dad on a six-stretch and Sis up the duff This time of year can get pretty rough"

Honaloochie your consecutive christmas carol posts above have really made me laugh!

here's mine isn't she lovely?! http://webhollis.com/albums/Other-Kitty-Pics/Ugliest_Cat_Ever.jpg

Is Flavia Cacace still with that Matt Di Angelo? Or did she dump him? I love Flavia and Vincent's routines - they're the best pro couple in my opinion.