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Does Sean still serve beer?

George Orwell Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Call your local councillor immediately. > > How dare they permit leaves to fall off trees and > then get wet in the Autumn. Write to your MP. In > the meantime contact the Council Wet Leaves > Department. At this time of year they have > dedicated crews (assembled at vast expense) of > well trained cotton wool wrapping specialists. The > council has a special warehouse loaded with vast > bundles of cotton wool which they will deliver to > your home immediately ? they will urge you not to > step out of your home before the delivery arrives > in case of accident. The specially trained crew, > at least two persons in each van, will arrive > wearing full protective clothing and construct a > bridge over the footpath leading from the van to > your home. This will enable the crew to enter your > home while minimising the risk of injury to > themselves. This bridge will of course necessitate > a temporary closure of the footpath to ensure > pedestrians foolhardy enough to venture onto any > slippery pavements will not trip on the bridge. > During the delivery the police will be needed to > shut the road temporarily too, but it shouldn't be > for too long. They may install temporary netting > barriers to prevent neighbours gawking out of > windows and thereby raising the risk of them > falling out. > > Once fully equipped with your own full body > wrapping you may very carefully walk on the > footpath but I'd recommend spiked boots and a full > face helmet. > > Alternatively one could take responsibility for > one's own actions and simply take care. Great stuff. EDF post of the week.

Pickle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?3 > 0,1753268 > > This one made me laugh. Superb.

I've been out several times tonight and unfortunately it's just too damn cloudy. Oh well, only another 18 years until the next one.

I stopped using Mems about eight or nine months sgo. I'd soon tired of their inane blokey banter and thought they were a couple of tosspots. Since then I've found a very nice chap at bottom of Melbourne Grove near the station who I now use regularly and highly recommend.

Pardon me while I quote Malcom Tucker here - "Give me a second while I look that up in my little file of things I really don't give a fuck about."

Wasn't that bad. I've seen far worse and I'm sure you have too, even though you only watched 20 minutes of it. Our best result against Scotland since 1975 and it's always good to beat them. Walker and Rose were superb, Rooney almost anonymous, Stirling has to learn when to pass and when to shoot and John Stones has got to cut out the silly mistakes. Lallana has improved by adding goals to his repertoire. We're still missing that creative sparkle in the middle of the park. We need more flare. Anyway, give Southgate the manager's job full-time. I think he's passed the audition.

I don't eat out as often as I used to but here you go. Franklins - Quite a few times to eat. Always excellent. Boozing - Hundreds. A big favourite of mine. Palmerston - Only eaten there a few times. Drank there a lot many moons ago before it became more of a restaurant. Not been in for ages. EDT - Probably my favourite pub in the area so loads. Great bangers n' mash, beer selection and the staff are very nice too. The Gowlett - Lots. Another favourite. Best pizza locally and the staff are lovely. The Cherry Tree - A few post match drinks and a few afternoon sessions in the garden during the summer. Keep meaning to have the burgers there as they look great and very reasonably priced. Massively improved since the previous owners left. Yama Momo - No thank you. Le Chardon - Quite a bit but not so much recently. (Best fish soup ever, gorgeous wine/Armagnac). Very sad to hear that it's closing. Tandoori Nights - Several times but not been for ages. Not as good as it was/thinks it is. Sema Thai - Three or four times but before the reverb. So ages ago. Thai Corner Caf? - Once. Can't understand why it's packed out all the time as distinctly average Thai food. The Lordship - Several times. Food has always been excellent. The Sea bass was amazing. Franco Manca - No. Not mad keen on sourdough. Meat Liquour - Not yet. Keen to give it a go. ToastED - A few times but mostly when I've been flush or treated. Great selection of brandy/Armagnac. Mr Bao - Where it is. I don't know? Bahn Bahn - See above. The Rye - Several times when it did Thai food. A few roasts/football on a Sunday. Not been for a while. Burro - No. Where? Peddar - No. Far too small and like Stevo not keen on claustrophobia, clatter and weird beards. Spinach - No. Mr Liu - A few times but not for a while. Le Chandelier - Never. Burro e Salvia - Pardon? Hisar - Not been for ages but always liked in there. French House - Once. Propped up the bar for dessert and more wine/brandy. Charming waitress. Great Exhibition - Used to eat there quite a lot but not for over a year now. Still miss the CPT. Olivellis - No. Il Mirto - No. House of Tippler - Only eaten in there once. Wasn't up to much though I'm sure it's great now that Pretty Tapas is doing the her thing there. ?50+ a round of drinks whenever I go there and then a doorman politely asks me to leave when I've not been that pissed. That's happened twice recently. Bastards! GBK - Once or twice. Thought it was crap. The Surma - Hundreds. Mirash - Loads. Draft House - RIP. Flying Pig - A few boozes. Cafe Noodle - Never. Si Mangia/Lorenzos - Loads. The Actress - You're having a giraffe.

I e-mailed the Predictor people about the final result earlier and it is now up to date.

I've just emailed them about the update. Hopefully, it won't be long.

Let's hope he is a one-term president- if he doesn't get impeached. If Bernie was on the ballot he would have won. He always polled higher against Trump than Clinton. She never did.

Bernie Sanders was cheated out of the running by Clinton and her entourage who manipulated the DMC in order to secure Clinton as the candidate. A fair percentage of those that were going to vote Sanders obviously didn't vote for Clinton due to this, hence Trump Trumped.

*Checks date* 9/11.

Loz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The new 'upgraded' Hotmail. So slow it gives me > flashbacks to the old days of dial-up. Yes! I hate it too. There was nothing wrong with the old one. If it ain't broke don't fix it.

Whatever. Nonetheless it is still fatuous.

"US. Election should we be concerned who wins..?" That's just about the most fatuous statement I've seen on this election.

If Dulwich Estates have anything to do with it it'll be shut for years. See also, The Dog, the Half Moon and the Grove Tavern.

Seabag Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm sitting in Honour Oak Cafe. I can hear > conversations, eggs frying, people laughing and > much newspaper reading. I can just detect a little > radio in the background & for me, it's just about > spot on. Apart from your spelling of Honor Oak, that's the way it should be.

oh FFS!

dulwichjigsawpuzzler Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > My partner does not frequent EDF so not worried > there. > > Yes, I still love my partner and find her a very > beautiful woman. Then you'll have to woo her again. Now take this thread down. Your wife may not frequent the forum but her friends may recognise who you may be. Best of luck.

By and large I'd agree with what EA has said but I do have one question for you. Do you love her?

Parsons had nothing to do with it. End of. He may have influenced Keith when they hung out together and turning him on to country tunings and songs but that's as far as it goes. I'll try and remember to have a look in at the store next time I'm passing.