Jah Lush

Sound Of The Suburbs - The Members.

At 41 his future as a player is well behind him but they are a bit short of goalkeepers at the moment so maybe if it happens it will only be a very temporary measure.

She Does It Right - Doctor Feelgood.

The Hunter Gets Captured By The Game - Grace Jones.

Wicked Game - Chris Isaak.

Cassius Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It will be freezing cold again for the weekend - > grey clouds, chilly wind, drizzle. Pessimist.

I'm in surprisingly good mood for a Monday. No hangover despite drinking a vat of wine yesterday. Spring has arrived. Winter's finally behind us. It's a beautiful sunny day out. There's a spring in my step this morning. Marvellous.

Oh come on. As marvellous a player that Scholes has been he has never been able to tackle as evidenced once again by two appalling challenges against the Arse on Saturday. He was lucky not to get a booking. You'd have thought he'd have learnt by now.

Ooh. Chill out. I must admit, all my fault. Should never have posted. Way past it's sell by date. Apologies. It's not surprising he's now out for a month. Let's face it, a tackle like that could have broken his leg and no one wants to see that happen to anyone.

I know. Couldn't help myself. I think Narnia has done a flounce off this thread anyway.

Yesterday I smoked 40 Marlboro Red and I enjoyed every single last one of them.

A banker, a Daily Mail reader and a benefit claimant are sitting at a table sharing 12 biscuits. The banker takes 11 and says to the Daily Mail reader: "Watch out for the benefit claimant, he wants your biscuit".

Sorry to drag this one out but I just had to post it. Nani Out With Damaged Vagina.

Three down, one to go. Well done. Seriously though. I think you can take it. Looking at the fixture list I take Arsenal to win the title (though it pains me to say so) by one or two points, depends how they recover from the last fortnight. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

Thread or topic Narnia? You're not gonna do a flounce as well are you? I'm sure you'll all have plenty to talk about after the Man Utd v Arsenal game.

Pah! Count me out. Rehab's for quitters.

Hmmm... peers through curtain, oh look it's Woofmarkthedog.

Ditto Micheal Caine, Sean Connery, Roger Moore.

You guessed right Mockers. Tedious/bonkers.

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Jah Lush Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Jimmy Nesbitt plays... Jimmy Nesbitt.... again. > > Don't be so grumpy. Do you have a hangover. Is > life today not as good as it seemed yesterday.... Not being grumpy. Don't have a hangover. I don't drink as much as you think I do and life is good. I was just commenting on his acting skills or lack of. Perhaps that's a bit unfair. He's good at what he does but always comes across as James Nesbitt. By the way I didn't watch the programme. Maybe I'll watch the next episode.

Bonkers!

My legs, especially my shins and knees still bear the scars of my football playing days. I never cried. Not once. I never behaved like a petulant spoilt child throwing his toys out of the pram when I got fouled and I certainly never took a dive. I've said all along it was a bad tackle that warranted a sending off but Nani's reaction and his behaviour in the past left a lot to be desired. Can we move on now please?

Has it sunk again?

Jimmy Nesbitt plays... Jimmy Nesbitt.... again.

Does anyone do vivisection at home? Would you be interested in a home vivisectionists club? Has anyone done a vivisection course? Where? Did you like it?