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Jah Lush

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  1. You can fuck off an all.
  2. Too Much Of Nothing - Bob Dylan.
  3. Have you been missing your anger management classes Rosie?
  4. What Rosie said. "Growing old is mandatory - Growing up is optional."
  5. Nothing Lasts Forever - Echo & The Bunnymen.
  6. I remember it well Narnia. Like it was yesterday.
  7. Wha'ppen Ridgley.
  8. Here you go. Bill Hicks On Advertising & Marketing.
  9. Jah Lush

    a joke

    Paddy McCoy, an elderly Irish farmer, received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions, stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees the statutory minimum wage and they would send an inspector to interview them. On the appointed day, the inspector turned up. "Tell me about your staff," he asked Paddy. "Well," said Paddy, "there?s the farm hand, I pay him ?240 a week, and he has a free cottage. Then there?s the housekeeper. She gets ?190 a week, along with free board and lodging. There?s also the half-wit. He works a 16 hour day, does 90% of the work, earns about ?25 a week along with a bottle of whisky and, as a special treat, occasionally gets to sleep with my wife." "That?s disgraceful" said the inspector, "I need to interview the half-wit." "That?ll be me then," said Paddy.
  10. Good morning. Not you Mick. You can fuck off.
  11. It's as plain as day to me that the Klitchkos don't want the Haye fight and never have. They didn't want Valuev either. They only seem to want to fight bums in their own backyard. I sincerely hope these fights happen and Haye ends their dull boxing careers.
  12. > Emerson Crane wrote - > No I haven't forgotten, but where on this post > have I said Jah Lush will be after you? Can we now > agree to move on? I'm not after you. Do you have a persecution complex? Yes, let's move on shall we. Looks like the FA are after Ferguson for his latest slur on poor refereeing. Matthew's point about his timing after Rooney's elbow last week is spot on.
  13. It just might be because Matthew is a Liverpool supporter but I did agree with your original post yesterday (perhaps you've forgotten that) and I also thoroughly agree with Matthew's post today too.
  14. Any man who hits a woman is a cunt.
  15. 3,300. Sorry Quids.
  16. None of those feckers can hold a candle to Keith. Still going strong at 67. It's been said that if there is ever a nuclear war only Keith Richards and the cockroaches will survive.
  17. Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
  18. People Funny Boy - Lee Perry
  19. Pot, kettle, black. You think you're big and clever don't you. Run away and tell teacher Atila. There's a good boy.
  20. Woo! That ego's way off the scale.
  21. Oh please sir, a big boy did it and ran away.
  22. Oh come off it Anna he reduces it to the playground every fucking time.
  23. This is a bit of fun. See how many you get right. Sheen v Gadaffi Quiz
  24. Home - Lena Lovich.
  25. P.A.L (Pathetic Arsenal Loser).
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