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What! No Harold Robbins?

Yup! Hilarious. I think we can all agree on that.

I got it Quids. I support the enemy remember.

That's very true Mac. There are plenty of people I know, girls mostly who spend most of their time chatting on Facebook. In a smaller way I too can be accused of this. I do get a bit fed up with text and when I swap a few I quickly get bored and just phone the other person up. It's so much quicker that way. To talk that is. And again I'd much rather be talking face to face.

I'm surprised at you Rosie. Why would I think that? And Mockney I never had you down as a pseudo-feminist. Seriously though, it's never nice to read that sort of imagery. I've managed to steer well clear of the GWADT trilogy, far too many people reading it on the train for my liking. Call it literary snobbery if you will but it's that kind of mainstream popularity that seriously puts me off.

You've bitten off more than you can chew. Gotta say Mick Mac was asking for that though. Provocative to say the least.

Man up and get in there. Don't be shy. No point in lusting from afar without at least trying. Good luck.

Ah! The Moonstone... excellent. I loved that and The Woman In White.

Well done Daniel. A fantastic achievement.

Just getting into Journey To The End Of The Night by Louis=Ferdinand Celine and before that The Glass Key by Dashiel Hammett.

That is an extraordinary achievement by Mourinho.

Barcelona haven't won away from home in the Champions League in their last nine matches. It's no big deal.

And the Arsenal got a bit lucky. Messi's "goal" wasn't offside and Arshavin's late handball was a penalty that somehow wasn't spotted by the referee or his assistants. It's still a great result and hats off to Jack Wilshire again. I thought he was superb all night and my Man of the Match.

Exactly 'bout now. Inter Milan isn't it. It just that Emerson cannot bare to say anything good about Tottenham/Man Utd/Chelsea. Blinkered.

An old retired shipbroker puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?' The prostitute replies, 'Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.' 'Three knots? he asks. 'What's that supposed to mean?' She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and your knot getting your money back."

Emerson Crane Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > At home yes, but playing arguably the best club > side in the world, not some washed up Italian side > full of 30 somethings. Who currently sit three points clear at the top of Serie A. Hardly a washed up side. Any win at the San Siro is a good win and Spurs can be justly proud of their performance in view of the intimidation they faced from the Italian's persistent fouling and wind up tactics. I think we'll beat AC Milan at White Hart Lane but Arsenal face the tougher test at the Nou Camp.

It's our destiny to beat Arsenal in the final. COYS!

Five reasons not to mess with Joe Jordan

I have to admit his man management skills weren't too good. As a player though, if he'd been Brazilian, Dutch or French they'd have built the team around him, made him captain and he'd have won twice as many caps as he did.

Scribe Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > > Can you repeat that in English, please? Smiley went to the same school as me.

Murdoch is a cunt. Don't give him any of your money.

Natty dreadlocks inna babylon.

Jeremy....here's some flak. Ya blood claat.

And Keith Richards, me and the cockroaches.

Hod is God! As a player he's better than anyone in the England team and he's 53 now.