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And the Arsenal got a bit lucky. Messi's "goal" wasn't offside and Arshavin's late handball was a penalty that somehow wasn't spotted by the referee or his assistants. It's still a great result and hats off to Jack Wilshire again. I thought he was superb all night and my Man of the Match.

Exactly 'bout now. Inter Milan isn't it. It just that Emerson cannot bare to say anything good about Tottenham/Man Utd/Chelsea. Blinkered.

An old retired shipbroker puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?' The prostitute replies, 'Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.' 'Three knots? he asks. 'What's that supposed to mean?' She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and your knot getting your money back."

Emerson Crane Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > At home yes, but playing arguably the best club > side in the world, not some washed up Italian side > full of 30 somethings. Who currently sit three points clear at the top of Serie A. Hardly a washed up side. Any win at the San Siro is a good win and Spurs can be justly proud of their performance in view of the intimidation they faced from the Italian's persistent fouling and wind up tactics. I think we'll beat AC Milan at White Hart Lane but Arsenal face the tougher test at the Nou Camp.

It's our destiny to beat Arsenal in the final. COYS!

Five reasons not to mess with Joe Jordan

I have to admit his man management skills weren't too good. As a player though, if he'd been Brazilian, Dutch or French they'd have built the team around him, made him captain and he'd have won twice as many caps as he did.

Scribe Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > > Can you repeat that in English, please? Smiley went to the same school as me.

Murdoch is a cunt. Don't give him any of your money.

Natty dreadlocks inna babylon.

Jeremy....here's some flak. Ya blood claat.

And Keith Richards, me and the cockroaches.

Hod is God! As a player he's better than anyone in the England team and he's 53 now.

PC bollocks innit. Rasta Mouse is a legend. Yah mon!

It's on my list Mockers and I will soon be listening. I loves our Polly Jean I do.

Definitely not. PC bollocks innit. Come on it's just a bit of humour and he's apologised. And what's more Hoddle should never have been sacked as England manager. Tottenham were bloody marvellous last night. To win at the San Siro with half a dozen players out is a fantastic achievement and Gattuso is an arse. Flamini should have been sent off too. But that's the sort of refereeing decisions you get in Italy. You must be gutted Atila. COYS!

Thanks Fulham.

TODAYS TOP TIP: Why not recreate the feeling of visiting a Soho peepshow by wearing a burka to a nudist beach.

Errr..... wrong thread Keef.

That was no fluke. But, you're probably right about the rest of his performance. He's been crap since the beginning of the World Cup and he was probably our worst player in that.

True dat. But he must be well into his 30s by now.

All great players careers come to an end at some point and he was a great player. I remember when he was at Real Madrid and he tore Man Utd apart at Old Trafford, scoring a fantastic hat-trick and was applauded off the pitch afterwards. And correct me if I'm wrong but has scored more goals in the World Cup than anyone else. As a centre-forward he had everything.

Desperate! That makes me feel embarrassed for my fellow man. A three times loser. My word what a twat. I do not know you Louisana but you are so much better off without this pathetic specimen of human life. Onwards and upwards. Next!

Seven! Come on, that's just ridiculous. How boring is that? They might as well play each other every week. Oh hang on, they already do.