Jah Lush

That's outrageous. Report the bastard.

A guy walks into a bar and says "Gimme twenty shots of your best whisky." The bartender pours the shots, and the guy immediately pounds them all down like a madman. The bartender says "Man, I've never seen anybody drink like that before." He says "You'd drink like that too if you had what I have." "What do you have?" asks the bartender. The guy says "Fifty pence."

py5ir5 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Jah Lush Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > There's one up near the station at Forest Hill. > > > Please can you let me know details/ contact? > > > > Thanks > > Iain Here I'm pretty sure it's the same one Saint Etienne have used in the past.

A girl goes into a bar and asks for an example of double entendre, so the barman gives her one.

West Brom Go Into Hiding As Steve McLaren Looks For A New Club

Yeah I know. (said in Scouse accent).

So if Spurs move four miles down the road to the Olympic Stadium that'll be alright will it? How would you feel if Liverpool did the same and moved out of Anfield to a different suburb?

Weren't Arsenal called Woolwich Arsenal?

I never listened to them on Sky Sports either. They're rubbish.

Oh I don't know. There'll be no secretarian bile emanating from the stands though I should think Torres will come in for some stick and there is a bit of recent history between these two so plenty in this one to have more than a passing interest and I seriously want Liverpool to win. Come on the Pool.

Yup! Me too. Gonna watch it with Keef in the CPT.

There's one up near the station at Forest Hill.

I'm not moaning just stating the bleeding obvious.

I think you'll find that moaning is not exclusive to East Dulwich. We are (mostly) English and we love a good moan, usually about the weather. We're not called whinging poms for nothing you know.

I remember very well the time my dad took me and my sister on a boat in Dulwich Park. Her and I got my dad to row faster and faster and eventually the boat turned over and we got soaked and covered in mud. My mother loved the rhododendrons in Dulwich Park. Once a week we'd take the walk from Dulwich Village through the park to do the weekly shop at Forest Hill Sainsburys and back again and she'd always gasp in admiration of their bright colours when they flowered each spring. We scattered her ashes there along with some of my dad's. The rest of his were scattered near the 19th hole at Dulwich & Sydenham Golf Club, a place where he was a member for more than 50 years.

Indeed. Never forget. R.I.P.

I was sitting on the train this morning opposite a really sexy Thai bird. I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection." But she did.

Can't wait for MOTD tonight. More goals scored in the Premiership today than at any other time.

Penalty! Deffo! Rosicky pushes him.

The myopic Wenger normally sees nothing unless it's given against him.

Ha ha ha ha! Four-nil and you fukced it up. Tottenham win with a Krancjaer cracker in the last minute to make a it a great afternoon's football. Get in!

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If posters were TV chefs.....I've definitely got > Rosie down as Fanny Craddock with Mick Mac as her > husband. > Jah = Floyd. Arf! Yes, you're probably not far from the truth there. As for Mac. There is an off button, or does the wife commandeer that?

Torres interview here Anna

And he still sounds like he's had a good lunch.

Yup! Chiles is alright. I like his replacement Colin Murray too.