Jah Lush

I'm not moaning just stating the bleeding obvious.

I think you'll find that moaning is not exclusive to East Dulwich. We are (mostly) English and we love a good moan, usually about the weather. We're not called whinging poms for nothing you know.

I remember very well the time my dad took me and my sister on a boat in Dulwich Park. Her and I got my dad to row faster and faster and eventually the boat turned over and we got soaked and covered in mud. My mother loved the rhododendrons in Dulwich Park. Once a week we'd take the walk from Dulwich Village through the park to do the weekly shop at Forest Hill Sainsburys and back again and she'd always gasp in admiration of their bright colours when they flowered each spring. We scattered her ashes there along with some of my dad's. The rest of his were scattered near the 19th hole at Dulwich & Sydenham Golf Club, a place where he was a member for more than 50 years.

Indeed. Never forget. R.I.P.

I was sitting on the train this morning opposite a really sexy Thai bird. I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection." But she did.

Can't wait for MOTD tonight. More goals scored in the Premiership today than at any other time.

Penalty! Deffo! Rosicky pushes him.

The myopic Wenger normally sees nothing unless it's given against him.

Ha ha ha ha! Four-nil and you fukced it up. Tottenham win with a Krancjaer cracker in the last minute to make a it a great afternoon's football. Get in!

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If posters were TV chefs.....I've definitely got > Rosie down as Fanny Craddock with Mick Mac as her > husband. > Jah = Floyd. Arf! Yes, you're probably not far from the truth there. As for Mac. There is an off button, or does the wife commandeer that?

Torres interview here Anna

And he still sounds like he's had a good lunch.

Yup! Chiles is alright. I like his replacement Colin Murray too.

I think he was in rehab. Four weeks in the Priory ?28,000. Ker-ching! Back in the game. Welcome back Quids. Pint?

What's wrong with that? Nothing snobby about it at all. Why waste your money on something you don't like? It's quite common in a free house, pubs that sell real ale and change their selections every week. Hoopers, The Plough and The Dog lets you do this and it's nice to be able to taste before you buy and not get something you won't enjoy. Who wants to drink something they don't like? Now, does that make sense or what? Next!

So you don't fart any more than you usually do or any less for that matter.

Bring back Saint & Greavsie.

I think Comrade Neville is more likely to work for the Players Union.

There was a story in the papers a couple of years ago about a young man who lived on nothing else. Parp parp!

It doesn't matter. No one needs to play an instrument these days. A sampler and a computer will more than suffice. Good luck.

"Experimental music." Hmmm....does that mean you can't actually play any instruments but like to make a bit of a racket?

Doh! Yes, of course Sporting Lisbon. I stand corrected. He's still petulant cunt though.

Nice bit of stodge for a cold winter's night. With HP sauce JJF?

Ronaldo came from Benfica.

What Daizie said. Also, it's entirely possible that you would have to sell your father's home to pay for his care in a residential home.