Jah Lush

Through The Lonely Nights - The Stones

The Under Assistant West Coast Promotion Man - The Stones

Wigan apart, we haven't lost any post Champions League games yet. We have however been struggling with injuries at the back and up front. Doesn't help things. I don't think Rooney will sack Paul Stretford. He's just doubled his money.

He's still a greedy little shit though. But it's a win win situation. He could have bought out his contract and Manchester United would have got feck all for him or he could have run his contract down and they would have got feck all for him. If at some time in the near future someone makes them an offer they can't refuse and they decide they don't want him anymore he now has real sell-on value and can get rid of him for a very large fee. Bit like the Ronaldo situation before he went to Madrid for 80 million smackers. In the meantime he's got to starting proving to the fans and the club that he's worth what they're paying him. So far this season that hasn't happened.

Fool To Cry - The Rolling Stones.

You've got a book to flog and they haven't invited you or you have a huge desire to be flogged on TV.

Everybody Needs Somebody To Love - Solomon Burke (R.I.P)

Sunshine On A Rainy Day - Zoe

Like the man says Emerson. Big mistake.

Yeah.. this thread is pants.

Walking To New Orleans - Fats Domino

Fecking pedant.

Pah! Far too early to get rid of Roy Hodgson. How can he be out of his depth when he has experience of managing the likes of Inter-Milan? He's inherited a crap squad and has no money to spend until Christmas. Give the man a break. I think he'll get it right eventually.

A Chilean miner having sex with his wife for first time since release. Miner: Can we switch the lights off? Wife: Of course! Miner: Can I have you from behind? Wife: Anything you want my brave boy. Miner: Can I call you Pedro?

Spanish Bombs - The Clash

Q: What's nine-and-a-half inches long and satisfies all c**ts? A: An iPad

Hmmm....all that shit just to get a pay rise. The greedy little fecker.

It's a harmless little wind-up Ianr and not to be taken seriously.

Spanish Eyes - Al Martino

I was just about to put that up myself Brendan but you beat me to it. Bah!

Nice wind-up for the snobs. Umm...isn't there a BetFred on the Lane already?

huncamunca Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- Maybe a little more civil disobedience in the UK would pull us out of the > sucking mire of forelock tugging resignation so > typified by the " we are in this together" shit of > late. I couldn't agree more. I like the French. When they get pissed off about being stitched up they take to the streets complain passionately. Compared to the French us Brits are apathetic.

Yeah. I know. So was I. Just comparing the wages on offer at your noisy neighbours.

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana when he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house 'Talking Dog For Sale'. He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador sitting there. "You talk?" he says. "Yep" the dog replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog speak, he says "So, what's your story?" The Labrador looks up and says, "Well. I discovered I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping." "I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running, but the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals." "I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm retired." The guys is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. "Ten dollars." the guy says. "Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?" "Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit."