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Buy the lease. Until I bought mine a couple of years ago I was constantly being ripped off by the freeholders who were in bed with the people who did the maintenance and charged me a fortune in maintenance and insurance fees. Also, if you were late in paying they'd charge a percentage of interest per-day and you'd have to pay their lawyers too who they also colluded with. They were complete bastards. I'm in a small block of eight flats. We all bought our share of the lease a couple of years ago and got our own management company in to do the maintenance. It saves us at least ?1,000 a year each in fees and we haven't looked back.

Massive win for us last night. Absolutely brilliant. I think that was the best I've seen Peter Crouch play for us and Ledley King and Michael Dawson were absolutely immense when they had to be. If they don't get into the England squad for the World Cup above inept plodders like Matthew Upson I'd be horrified.

Red Right Hand - Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds.

Sunday Morning - Velvet Underground.

I bloody hope he is. Also, I've been reading that Peter Crouch could be plouging a lone furrow up front. I don't agree with such negative tactics. It's not the Spurs way. We should just play our normal game and go for the jugular and hopefully come away with all three points. I'd settle for one though. Three would be the icing on the cake.

Walk On The Wild Side - Lou Reed.

Only Arsenal (19 times) have beaten Man City on more occasions than Spurs (18 times) in the Premier League era. Fact! Spurs have won away at City more often than any other club in the Premier League era - 8 times in 12 games. Fact! I just hope that doesn't count for nothing. Come on you Spurs!

Spurs have won ten of their last eleven meetings against Man City. Fact!

Ha! I meant it in a nice way. The edit was adding the apostrophe. Who's your money on tonight Mick?

Or you're a mug punter/loser.

Born To Lose - Johnny Thunders.

Go and start another one then why dontcha and watch the stampede of enthusiam.

If I Didn't Love You - Squeeze.

I couldn't make the trip up to Eastlands for the match tonight but I know there are plenty of Spurs fans going to the game so it should make for a very noisy atmosphere. I'll be in the pub watching it with a few friends. Come on you Spurs!

Another Tottenham win and another Arsenal loss and Whingeing Wenger's at it again. "It's so unfair," he bleats. He's sounds like Kevin The Teenager. At this rate they may not even hang on to third spot. We fukced your season up.

Yawn.

BONNGGGG Preside! Hear, hear, hear! Might I remind you... Say it... Order! Might I remind you... (Heigh ho!) No! OOORDERRRR!!! Noises on the radio Megaphones on cars Sermons from the Street of Shame Know-it-alls in bars Posters in suburbia Experts on t.v. Don't let them disturb-i-ya They're just the powers that be Heigh ho! Don't worry Nobody can win (Heigh ho! Heigh ho!) No matter who you vote for, the government always gets in! Heigh ho! riiiiinnng!!! (yaaaawn) Oh, great, great slumbering nation cock-a-doodle-doo! Awake! Set yourself free! Oh, smell the comforting bacon Taste the bromide tea sluuuuurrrrp aahhh! An' give a little chirrup as I ladle on the syrup Promises are cheap Let me bear your crosses Make me Boss of Bosses Then you go back to sleep! ha ha ha... Heigh ho! Don't worry Pop your cross in the bin (Heigh ho! Heigh ho!) No matter who matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in! Heigh ho! Heigh ho! Heigh ho! Heigh ho! Men have dreams of a finer place Incorruptible Shangri-la Women too have their Shangri-Las Shangri-La la la! See them in the public eye Oozing oily charm Hear them all personify Down on Animal Farm oink oink moooo!! Dog eat dog, not cock and bull Isms are the game Ism this and ism that Ism it a shame? Heigh ho! Don't worry Nobody can win (Heigh ho! Heigh ho!) No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.

Soiled and spoiled. Wipe your arse on it. Job done.

Why bother?

Commiserations to all you Liverpool fans. You must be feeling pig sick after that. Bit like how I felt after the FA Cup semi-final with Portsmouth. I blame that magpie on the pitch but you have a perfect chance to redeem yourselves on Sunday but you'll be thinking that might let Man Utd in to win the Premiership and you won't be wanting that will you. Brilliant result for Fulham. For me Roy Hodgson is manager of the season whether he wins the final in Hamburg or not.

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I've got the first two weeks off for the World Cup so I don't miss a game.

Dump the bags and check out the local bars.

Cheers Mick. Good you were off celebrating for us while we're slaving away. I'm still at work now FFS. No peace for the wicked. St George's Day should be a national holiday.