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That's the one Ruffers. Well done.

Look in the What's On section. Edited because - Oops! You already have.

I remember that Worthington goal. Against Chelsea if memory serves me right.

Well, of course I'm going to agree with you JTT having watched him regularly at Spurs. He was a fabulous player for us but at a club like United he's not always going to be the main man.

To be fair to Berbatov he has stepped into the breach and aquitted himself very well recently especially considering he has been carrying a persistant ankle injury and has often been played out of position to accomodate Rooney playing as the loan striker. Berbatov's last couple of performances playing up front on his own in place of the injured Rooney have been nothing short of superb. I think most Man Utd fans are split down the middle in their opinion of him but I think he deserves some credit.

I think United are coping very well without him. League Cup winners, top of the Premiership, and in the quarter-finals of the European Cup. It would have been a needless expense and looking at their finances probably couldn't have afforded him anyway.

It's all in the head. I reckon Keef's got it about right. I'm 52 and it's only recently I've felt that I'm not a young man anymore and am beginning to accept that I am middle-aged. *Shudders*.

Play With Fire - Rolling Stones.

I've just be reminded of this fella by Peckhamgatecrasher on another thread. Jake Thackray The Castleford Ladies' Magical Circle The Castleford Ladies' Magical Circle meets tonight, In an upstairs aspidistra'd room that's lit by candlelight, Where Elizabeth Jones and Lily O'Grady And three or four more married ladies Practice every week unspeakable pagan rites. Dressed in their Sunday coats and their flowerpot hats, Respectable middle-aged ladies - running to fat, at that - There's Elizabeth Jones and Lily O'Grady And three or four more married ladies, Each with a Woolworth's broomstick and a tabby cat. But they don't waste time with a ouija board or a seance now and again, no. None of your wittering, twittering, petty poltergeists for them. No, Elizabeth Jones and Lily O'Grady And three or four more married ladies Prefer to be tickled by the whiskery chins of bogey men. Their husbands potter at snooker down the club, Unaware of the devilish jiggery-poke and rub-a-dub-dub, While Elizabeth Jones and Lily O'Grady And three or four more married ladies Are frantically dancing naked for Beelzebub. And after the witches' picnic and the devil's grog, After their savage pantings, their hysterical leap-frog, well, Elizabeth Jones and Lily O'Grady And three or four more married ladies Go back home for cocoa and the Epilogue. So be careful how you go of a Saturday night: If you see a little old lady passing by, it very well might be Elizabeth Jones or Lily O'Grady Or one of those satanical ladies. Their eyes are wild and bright, their cheekbones all alight. Don't go where they invite, Because the Castleford Ladies' Magical Circle meets tonight.

Crap goalkeepers more like. That's got to be a must have for the Gooners next season. Memo to Arsene Wenger - Go out and spend some money on a decent goalkeeper. Actually, no don't. I'd rather you didn't.

Ian Dury - Blockheads You must have seen parties of Blockheads With blotched and lagered skin Blockheads with food particles in their teeth What a horrible state they're in They've got womanly breasts under pale mauve vests Shoes like dead pigs' noses Cornflake packet jacket, catalogue trousers A mouth what never closes You must have seen Blockheads in raucous teams Dressed up after work Who screw their poor old Eileens Get sloshed and go berserk Rotary accessory watches Hire-purchase signet rings A beauty to the bully boys No lonely vestige clings Why bother at all about Blockheads? Why shouldn't they do as they please? You know if it came to a brainy game You could baffle a Blockhead with ease How would you like one puffing and blowing in your ear-hole? Or pissing in your swimming pool? Bigger brained Blockheads often acquire Black and orange cars Premature ejaculation drivers Their soft-top's got roll-bars 'Fill her up,' they say to Blockheads 'Go on, stick it where it hurts' Their shapeless haircuts don't enhance Their ghastly patterned shirts Why bother at all about Blockheads? Superior as you are You're thoughtful and kind with a well-stocked mind A Blockhead can't think very far Imagine finding one in your laundry basket Banging nails in your big black dog Why bother at all about Blockheads? Why should you care what they do? Cos after all is said and done You're a Blockhead too Blockheads Blockheads Blockheads (oi oi) Blockheads (oi, oi)...

As above really. Say your goodbyes and respect her wishes.

Well, it's ten years since he passed away so, you want lyrics? Consult Ian Dury. He's your man. Billercay Dickie Good evening I'm from Essex in case you couldn't tell my given name is Dickie, I come from Billericay and I'm doing very well had a love affair with Nina in the back of my Cortina a seasoned up hyena could not have been more obscener she took me to the cleaners and other misdemeanours but I got right up between her rum and her Ribena well, you ask Joyce and Vicki if candy-floss is sticky I'm not a blinking thicky I'm Billericay Dickie and i'm doing very well I bought a lot of brandy when I was courting Sandy took eight to make her randy and all I had was shandy another thing with Sandy what often came in handy was passing her a 'Mandy' she didn't half go bandy so you ask Joyce and Vicki if I ever took the mickey I'm not a flipping thicky I'm Billericay Dickie and I'm doing very well I'd rendezvous with Janet quite near the Isle of Thanet she looked more like a gannet she wasn't half a prannet her mother tried to ban it her father helped me plan it and when I captured Janet she bruised her pomegranet so you ask Joyce and Vicki if I ever shaped up tricky I'm not a blooming thicky I'm Billericay Dickie and I'm doing very well you should never hold a candle if you don't know where it's been the jackpot is in the handle on a normal fruit machine so you ask Joyce and Vicki who's their favourite brickie I'm not a common thicky I'm Billericay Dickie and I'm doing very well I know a lovely old toe-rag obliging and noblesse kindly, charming shag from Shoeburyness my given name is Dickie I come from Billericay I thought you'd never guess so you ask Joyce and Vicki a pair of squeaky chickies I'm not a flaming thicky I'm Billericay Dickie and I'm doing very well oh golly, oh gosh come and lie on the couch with a nice bit of posh from Burnham-on-Crouch my given name is Dickie, I come from Billericay and I ain't a slouch so you ask Joyce and Vicki about Billericay Dickie I ain't an effin' thicky you ask Joyce and Vicki and I'm doing very well.

> > Mick Mac Wrote: -------------------------------------------------- > > ----- > > > A striker SP - any striker. Yes VP better than > > > Bentner but for months they had to play > without > > a > > > striker. > > > > Arshavin, Eduardo, Vela and Walcott. > Ummm....are > > they not strikers then? > > > > Jah > > Just watching MOTD and Gary Linekar just said > "Arsenal have played virtually the whole season > without a goal scoring centre forward......" > > Thats pretty much the point I was making. > > As he is a Spurs hero - you have to accept he and > me know more than thee :) He said a centre forward. You said striker. There are different types of strikers are there not? If you'd said centre forward I'd have agreed with you but you didn't you said striker. Perhaps next time you'll be more specific.

Well done Kevin Phillips for bagging his 250th goal and to do it to equalise in the 93rd minute against the Arse made my day, that and Tottenham winning off course.

I've got to admit. That's a improvement. If only lyrically.

Narnia Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > A bit more of Derek > > Enjoy lads! There's plenty more. I've changed my mind. Shoot him!

I think it's been up for sale for a couple of years now as Tricia wants to get rid but so far there has been no takers.

I hope you're right TJ. I think Pav will be on the bench today as he's still carrying a hamstring injury and I reckon Defoe's another week away so should be Crouch and Gudjohnsen up front.

The President is pushing all the buttons in a giggling fit.

Flowers Of Romance - PIL.

Shot! They're only trying to entertain and they certainly entertained me. Corny and dreadful though they are, I nearly vomited halfway through. The male lead looks like the bastard offspring of Alan Partridge. It's not nearly funny Narnia. It's hilarious... in a bad way.

ratty Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Only 3? Chelsea maimed most of our team in the > week! Well, we do have a lot of injuries ourselves at the moment too and I'm rather of the opinion that this game is very much a potential banana skin for us. I won't believe that we'll get that 4th spot until the last kick of the season. Though we are playing well and getting some good results at the moment there is still plenty of scope for us to slip up.

A ball.