Jah Lush

All Around The World - Oasis.

I'm sure Chelsea will appeal and have their sentence possibly reduced to one transfer window and maybe a bigger fine. A similar thing happened to Roma a few seasons back over transfer of Philippe Mexes from Auxurre in 2004. Roma appealed and had their sentence reduced to one transfer window. Chelsea have done this so many times though and obviously haven't learnt their lesson so it looks like curtains for Frank Arnesen who was the former Director of Football at Spurs before Chelsea illegally tapped him up on Roman Abromovich's yacht and paid Spurs ?5 million in compensation (hush money) for his services.

Hangin' Around - Lou Reed

Come On - The Rolling Stones.

Bring It On Home To Me - Sam Cooke.

Happy cake day Strawbs. x

Are you suggesting that beauty is in the eye of the beerholder?

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Home Is Where The Hurt Is - Lene Lovich.

I Saw The Light - Hank Williams.

Travelling Light - J J Cale.

And a large gin or vodka depth-charger to perk it up a bit.

Bondage, Up Yours - X-Ray Specs.

Yes.

Take Me I'm Yours - Squeeze.

It happens at plenty of other Premiership clubs. Arsenal, Man Utd, Spurs, Liverpool you name 'em. Maybe FIFA are actually going to get off their arses and do something about it.

I can't see this happening. Chelsea will appeal and probably get a fine.

Drinking games are crap and bloody dangerous.

Sweet Home Alabama - Lynryd Sknryd

Well, if you stick a note up your bugle I can't see the problem.

White Eared Trouser Snake - Elephants Memory

I hate stag dos. A typical stag do is fecking shite. But I'd follow Fear'n Boozin's suggestion given the choice.

That was quite possibly the most neauseating restaurant review I've ever read in my entire life.

Off The Hook - The Rolling Stones.

What Do I Get? - Buzzcocks.