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Born Under A Bad Sign - Albert King

lenk Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I saw someone with a mask heading from Rye Lane > towards Bellenden Road area last week... couldn't > tell if it was genuine or 'ironic artist' though. > Either way, pfft. Yeah..I 'em. That was Michael Jackson.

I used to play football with and against Max Clifford and knew him fairly well. One day when playing against him a cross came over and as he challenged me to the ball from which I scored with a header he landed badly and broke his knee.

High Heel Sneakers - Tommy Tucker

I suspect George was a bit tied up at the time.

Mayweather is coming out of retirement soon and that fight between him and Pacquaio is a match made in heaven. A tight call, Mayweather is very hard to hit. But when you get hit by the Pacman you stay hit.

Careless Whisper - George Michael. Over-rated cheesy bollocks and that goes for the singer as well.

Yes HB, he's done so many good songs. More than most. Anyway here's another song I love. The opening riff grabs you by the throat and draws you in straight away. Jumping Jack Flash - The Rolling Stones.

End Of The Century - Blur

Visions Of Johanna - Bob Dylan

Street Fighting Man - The Rolling Stones

Ted Max. Excellent parody by the way.

Some years ago, Paddy married an attractive woman, Maggie, half his age, in a small coastal Irish community. After several months, Maggie complained that she had never climaxed during sex and according to her Grandmother all Irish women are entitled to a climax once in a while. So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the Veterinarian since there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in the village. The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his mother and father would fan a cow (with a big towel) that was having difficulty breeding. This would cool her down and make her relax. So the Vet told them to hire a strong, virile young man to wave a big towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to cool down, relax, then climax. So the couple hired a strong young man from Dublin to wave that big towel over them as the Vet suggested. After many efforts, Maggie still had not climaxed so they went back to the Vet. The Vet said for her to change partners and let the young man have sex with her while Paddy waved the big towel. They tried it that night and Maggie went into wild, screaming, ear-splitting climaxes, one right after the other for about two and a half hours. When it was over, Paddy looked down at the exhausted young man and in a boasting voice said: 'And that, me son, is how ya waves a feckin' towel!'

Hatton will have to rethink his career after the hammering he took in that fight. Pac-man is an absolutely terrifying and awesome fighter.

Rio - Duran Duran. Total load of cock.

Gold - Spandau Ballet. Utterly detestable.

Sweet Lady Mary - The Faces

What Is Life? - Black Uhuru

Boogie In My Bones - Laurel Aitken.

I got chatting to Robbie Williams backstage at an Oasis gig just after he'd split from Take That. He'd come over and bummed a cigarette off me. Seemed like a nice bloke before his ego exploded. I've met Lemmy a few times and shared a bottle of Jack Daniels and a spliff with him in his hotel room. He doesn't really do weed. Speed and JD is his thing and I've never seen so much in my entire life. I used to know Sarah Cracknell from Saint Etienne quite well and I've been back to her mum's house for drinks in Windsor after a gig one night. I'm sure there are other things but I don't want to bore you.

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I saw Eddie Izzard upstairs at the EDT.....yonks > ago Yeah! Me too.

Pah! I spit on swine flu. Ain't nuthin gonna get me baby.

Heart Of Glass - Blondie

No, I agree Jeremy. They're a pop group that came out of the new wave/punk scene. So they go in. OK!

Punk Ten 1 I Wanna Be Sedated - The Ramones 2 Bodies - The Sex Pistols 3 Denis Denis - Blondie 4 What Do I Get - The Buzzcocks 5 Homicide - 999 6 Peaches - The Stranglers 7 Janie Jones - The Clash 8 Hong Kong Garden - Siouxie & The Banshees 9 Borstal Breakout - Sham 69 10 Oh Bondage Up Yours - X-Ray Spex