Jah Lush

Police have confirmed that two Premiership footballers have had their houses burgled on the same night last Tuesday. Ryan Giggs had 70 Welsh caps, 10 Premiership medals, 2 Champions League medals, 5 FA Cup medals, 1 League Cup medal, 2 World Club Cup medals, 8 Charity Shield medals and 1 Super Cup medal stolen. Emmanuel Adebayor lost a kettle and a toaster.

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Or David Webb at Chelsea It was Ian Hutchinson actually. Surely you'll remember his windmill-like arms after his long throw? Anyway, Police have confirmed that two Premiership footballers have had their houses burgled on the same night last Tuesday. Ryan Giggs had 70 Welsh caps, 10 Premiership medals, 2 Champions League medals, 5 FA Cup medals, 1 League Cup medal, 2 World Club Cup medals, 8 Charity Shield medals and 1 Super Cup medal stolen. Emmanuel Adebayor lost a kettle and a toaster.

World Shut Your Mouth - Julian Cope

One Way Or Another - Blondie

Happy cake day LG.

I Wanna Be Your Dog - Iggy & The Stooges

Around And Around - Chuck Berry

Yeah! I blame Thatcher. Selfish greedy feckers.

All American Alien Boy - Ian Hunter

A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter. Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age." "Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her appendix out!"

We Are Family - Sister Sledge

What I can't stand is people taking drugs and not giving me any. Bastards!

mockney piers Wrote: As for an arsenal fan > complaining about negative football obviously > being spoilt with wenger rocher has affected long > term memory ;) > > *please forgve iPhone-thumb spelling* Ha ha! Spot on Mockney. Before Wenger it was always "Boring boring Arsenal."

It also has one of the best views of London from the clubhouse verandah don't yew know.

New masthead. Same old shit though.

Tottenham Hotspur

They do appear to be a pretty dull lot don't they, with the exception of Wigan where I think Steve Bruce is doing a fantastic job and they do try to play a bit of football. It would seem that those club lack ambition but it's also down to a lack of resources that they are unable to compete with the big boys.

Is She Really Going Out With Him - Joe Jackson

The Man Who Sold The World - David Bowie

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > yeah yeah and you hated G&B until you actually > gave it a go Jah.. ;-) I have played. I was a schoolboy member there. Never took to the game. Too slow for me. And I find sports clubs too snooty by far. (See also tennis and squash clubs).

Paint It Black - The Rolling Stones

Back To Black - Any Wino

My dad was a member there for over 50 years and my uncle still is. I hate golf though and all that goes with it. It's game played by men with small balls.

I Got The Power - Snap

Michael Holliday - The Story Of My Life.