Jah Lush

I've always got one or two novels on the go from "classics" to modern contempary stuff. So the answer the your question MM is a resounding YES.

When Jacko was last up on a kiddie fiddling charge it was said that Macauley Culkin told lawyers that he would not appear as a witness if anything was raised about his alleged sperm donations to one of Wacko Jacko's kids. It's rumoured that he maybe the father of one of them.

Eliza.D Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Already posted best gig being Bob Marley and the > Wailers at Crystal Palace. But you never forget > your first gig. Thin Lizzy at Earls court. I was at that Bob Marley gig too. Saw Thin Lizzy on the Live & Dangerous tour at Wembley Arena '76.

Actually BBW apparently Michael Jackson's dying wish was to be melted down and made into plastic bags so he could still be a danger to small children. err...sorry.

Huh! Mark my words Keef, now he's dead they'll be a septic tank full of scum rising to the top of the tabloids front page headlines selling their stories about how they were abused by Michael Jackson and he won't have highly paid lawyers to defend him.

Q: What's the difference between Sir Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson? A: Alex Ferguson will still be playing Giggs in August. Err....sorry.

Okay one last thing. Let's be honest here. He made two - admittedly brilliant - albums released over a quarter of a century ago, and the money to hire better lawyers than Gary Glitter could afford...that's about it!

*Quickly pokes nose back in* Oi! Has anyone seen my mescaline?

I've been looking for those socks yer fecker. They were made out of wolf hair doncha yer know. *Goes to the bar and grabs bottle of a Rebel Yell and stomps out in a huff and a puff*

So you're looking for a girl with a fat arse. I don't think you'll have any trouble there. Try a Yates's Wine Lodge or anywhere in Croydon.

Try a bakery.

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Words cannot express the depth of my indifference. Sums up exactly how I feel about it perfectly and that's all I have to say on the matter.

A United fan on the receiving end. Do we know who the opposing team was?

Or the Sunday Times come to think of it Brendan.

Alan Dale will be gutted about that MP.

If you look carefully enough there's an R for Rangers inside the stripes.

Maurice you're such a snob you should have your own post code.

As long as you depth charge the Pimms with a double vodka and pour it into a pint glass I'll have one. Cheers!.

That's a Rangers supporter after an Old firm derby isn't it?

Why sign him for Spurs when we have Defoe and Keane. No need.

I can't see how Michael Owen could have possibly gotten into Fabio Capello's England squad when he has spent most of the time injured or in poor form/bench warming. I can't see him going to Hull or Stoke either. I think he's still got a lot in him but he has to be fit and get games under his belt and on the scoresheet to get back for England. If anyone was going to sign him (As Atila has said) the sensible thing would be as pay as you play. Fabulous goal by McManaman. Remember it well.

They should do well. Very good location. Looking forward to checking it out.

Both are very nice roads but Woodwarde is the quieter of the two.

Think once. Think twice. Think BIKE!

She's So High - Blur