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Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting - Elton John and fat fecking arse.

You Can Make Me Dance Sing Or Anything - The Faces

Sally Cinnammon - The Stones Roses

Been Down So Long - The Doors

Definitely not the Spurs way and it wasn't the Liverpool way either.

Don't Bring Me Down - The Beatles

Dirty Old Town - The Pogues

Two men in an airport bump into each other. The first man says: "I can't find my wife." The second replies: "I can't find mine either, what does yours look like?" "Well", the first man replies "she's 5ft 10ins, blonde, big boobs, wearing a mini skirt and high heels. What does yours look like?" "Fcuk her," says the second man, "let's look for yours

Talk Of The Town - The Pretenders

The Last Time - The Rolling Stones

ratty Wrote: > Not too gutted to lose Crouch though. Pompey soon > found out what Liverpool knew already; that he is > a totally one dimensional player. Hmmm... I can't say I'm overjoyed at him being back at Spurs. He may be one-dimensional but he's pretty good at what he does and Jermaine Defoe enjoys playing alongside him so I hope he does really well. I'm a little surprised by how quiet Harry Redknapp's been in the transfer market so far. Still, there's plenty of time yet for the two or three other signings that we need.

You Can Get It If You Really Want - Jimmy Cliff

Hmmmm....there are singers - George Jones, Bobby Womack and Aretha Franklin for example and then there are vocalists - Lou Reed, John Lydon, Eek-A-Mouse.

Doctor Jimmy - The Who

25 years thankfully, so very much in my prime but quite willing to make an early start.

Can't Get Enough - Bad Company

You'd understand wouldn't you Kel?

At the age of 76 Gandhi used to take young naked girls to bed to test his celibacy. I hope I can follow his saintly example in my twilight years. I'm sure my devotees will understand.

Talk Of The Town - The Pretenders

Swing Low Sweet Chariot - Eric Clapton

Plastic Smile - Black Uhuru

Sweet Black Angel - The Rolling Stones

Breakfast In Bed - UB40 & Chrissie Hynde

Was it all a bit of a blur Anna?

Call Letter Blues - Bob Dylan