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Exactly LG. It seems you've got more than your fair share of the Prawn Sandwich Brigade.

I concur with Snorky.

The game lasts 90 minutes plus time added on. How anyone can leave a match before the end is beyond me. A true fan stays to the end to support his team through thick and thin.

Yeah! I'm still laughing. Ha ha!.

Yeah, well done Barry. Keep up the good work.

The Harder They Come - Jimmy Cliff

Ha ha! Laughed my tits watching the Scum throw it away within the first quarter of an hour. They were outplayed and outclassed by a very good United side. You've gotta feel for the boy Gibbs for his slip that let Park in to score but I suspect he would have done so anyway and Fletcher who'll miss the final because of a referee's mistake. If Barca score first in tonight's game anything could happen and I suspect Barca could sneak it and I'd rather Barca went through than the nouveau riche Chavski as it would make a better final than a repeat of last year's. But it could go either way.

CPT, The Plough, The Clockhouse, Franklins and Hoopers are the places I frequent the most in East Dulwich but I'd also recommend the EDT where you've been already, the Gowlett for excellent pizza and a good vibe, Magnolia, Franklins and The Palmerston for good food and The Herne isn't at all bad either, serves good food and is very child friendly if you've got 'em, not that I have but there you go. The Bishop is also very popular but it's not my cup of tea.

Or Muhammed Ali

Born Under A Bad Sign - Albert King

lenk Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I saw someone with a mask heading from Rye Lane > towards Bellenden Road area last week... couldn't > tell if it was genuine or 'ironic artist' though. > Either way, pfft. Yeah..I 'em. That was Michael Jackson.

I used to play football with and against Max Clifford and knew him fairly well. One day when playing against him a cross came over and as he challenged me to the ball from which I scored with a header he landed badly and broke his knee.

High Heel Sneakers - Tommy Tucker

I suspect George was a bit tied up at the time.

Mayweather is coming out of retirement soon and that fight between him and Pacquaio is a match made in heaven. A tight call, Mayweather is very hard to hit. But when you get hit by the Pacman you stay hit.

Careless Whisper - George Michael. Over-rated cheesy bollocks and that goes for the singer as well.

Yes HB, he's done so many good songs. More than most. Anyway here's another song I love. The opening riff grabs you by the throat and draws you in straight away. Jumping Jack Flash - The Rolling Stones.

End Of The Century - Blur

Visions Of Johanna - Bob Dylan

Street Fighting Man - The Rolling Stones

Ted Max. Excellent parody by the way.

Some years ago, Paddy married an attractive woman, Maggie, half his age, in a small coastal Irish community. After several months, Maggie complained that she had never climaxed during sex and according to her Grandmother all Irish women are entitled to a climax once in a while. So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the Veterinarian since there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in the village. The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his mother and father would fan a cow (with a big towel) that was having difficulty breeding. This would cool her down and make her relax. So the Vet told them to hire a strong, virile young man to wave a big towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to cool down, relax, then climax. So the couple hired a strong young man from Dublin to wave that big towel over them as the Vet suggested. After many efforts, Maggie still had not climaxed so they went back to the Vet. The Vet said for her to change partners and let the young man have sex with her while Paddy waved the big towel. They tried it that night and Maggie went into wild, screaming, ear-splitting climaxes, one right after the other for about two and a half hours. When it was over, Paddy looked down at the exhausted young man and in a boasting voice said: 'And that, me son, is how ya waves a feckin' towel!'

Hatton will have to rethink his career after the hammering he took in that fight. Pac-man is an absolutely terrifying and awesome fighter.

Rio - Duran Duran. Total load of cock.

Gold - Spandau Ballet. Utterly detestable.