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Jah Lush

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  1. Little Triggers - Elvis Costello
  2. I did the same thing at Lewisham DLR cashpoint a few months ago but some fecking devil nicked it. It was the last ?100 I had in my account at the time as well. Payday was a week later. Grrrr! My own fault though.
  3. Atila Reincarnate Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > In fairness and credit where credit is due I'm > told Lampard acted like a true gent and simply > went around all the Barca players shaking hands. > Is this true? John Terry did the same until he saw Drogba's antics and gazed at him in disbelief. Drogba let Chelsea down by getting sent off with his petulent slap at Nemanja Vidic in the final last year and his sulking this year where he didn't get on with Scolari must have caused a lot of unrest in the dressing room and he showed his true colours once again at the end of last night's match. If I was in charge at Chelsea I'd ship him out. That sort of behaviour doesn't reflect well on the team or the club.
  4. Mandolin Wind - Rod Stewart
  5. Identity - X-Ray Spex
  6. Dress P J Harvey
  7. I hope they throw the book at Drogba and give him a six match ban for that dummy spitting tantrum and as for Ballack chasing the ref and throwing his toys out of the pram he deserves something similar, what a total arse.
  8. Long Black Veil - Johnny Cash
  9. Jah Lush

    a joke

    A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you're going to shit yourself when I tell you the price."
  10. I Wanna Be Me - Sex Pistols
  11. Don't even think about it Moos.
  12. Free Falling - Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
  13. Anything covered by boy bands is sludge. As for the recent cover by Girls Aloud of....feck! I've forgotten what it was but it was so bloody awful so awful in fact that I've managed to delete it from my memory banks and thank feck for that.
  14. Catch My Fall - Billy Idol
  15. Take It So Hard - Keith Richards
  16. Exactly LG. It seems you've got more than your fair share of the Prawn Sandwich Brigade.
  17. The game lasts 90 minutes plus time added on. How anyone can leave a match before the end is beyond me. A true fan stays to the end to support his team through thick and thin.
  18. Yeah! I'm still laughing. Ha ha!.
  19. Yeah, well done Barry. Keep up the good work.
  20. The Harder They Come - Jimmy Cliff
  21. Ha ha! Laughed my tits watching the Scum throw it away within the first quarter of an hour. They were outplayed and outclassed by a very good United side. You've gotta feel for the boy Gibbs for his slip that let Park in to score but I suspect he would have done so anyway and Fletcher who'll miss the final because of a referee's mistake. If Barca score first in tonight's game anything could happen and I suspect Barca could sneak it and I'd rather Barca went through than the nouveau riche Chavski as it would make a better final than a repeat of last year's. But it could go either way.
  22. CPT, The Plough, The Clockhouse, Franklins and Hoopers are the places I frequent the most in East Dulwich but I'd also recommend the EDT where you've been already, the Gowlett for excellent pizza and a good vibe, Magnolia, Franklins and The Palmerston for good food and The Herne isn't at all bad either, serves good food and is very child friendly if you've got 'em, not that I have but there you go. The Bishop is also very popular but it's not my cup of tea.
  23. Or Muhammed Ali
  24. Born Under A Bad Sign - Albert King
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