Jah Lush

And because I like to lower the tone. She had a c**t like a ripped out fireplace.

About as much use as one-legged man in an arse kicking contest.

Spanish Boots - Jeff Beck Group

We do tend to swap them around just to add to the confusion.

It's looking very much like Man Utd's title and I think they could do the double with the Champions League too although I can still see Liverpool doing that as well depending on what goes on behind the scenes there. It's all looking very unhealthy. Another season and the Arsenal have won bugger all again. Us Spurs fans have for once got bragging rights over them even if it was only the Carling Cup that we won this year after a 5-1 trouncing in the Semi-finals.:))

bar

Harlem Shuffle - Bob & Earl

Economic Left/Right -5.88 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian -5.23 Somewhere between Gandi and Fidel Castro

I seem to remember one school report that said: "Who is he"? from one teacher and from another "When he does turn up he contributes nothing." Secondary school bored the pants off of me. I hated it and I couldn't wait to leave.

*Takes Piers advice and heads straight down to the Black Cherry for a Zombie*

Ha ha! That's hilarious Sir Piers of Mockney! Where do you find this stuff?

Cow

Angel Eyes - Roxy Music

My mate Kate The State (Ciderwoman to you) once came up with the expression Arsewank to describe someone she wasn't particularly keen on. I think it was one of her ex-boyfriends. She said: "He's a f**king arsewank."

Excuse me but I think I'm going to be sick.

Byron

Those little squares you talk of Brendan are written by little squares. Somebody's got to do it.

Good call David, we'll have some more that. Air - Sexy Boy

Sound

Supercillious

I never tire of this track, still sounds great.

I think we've got quite enough crap American restaurants over here already.

Excellent Piers, see you there.

Ooooooooooooh! Happy birthday Steph! x x x

Indeed it is. Get yer arse down there.