Jah Lush

My old man said be an Arsenal fan I said F**k off, bollocks you're a C**t. err...sorry couldn't resist that one...ummmm My Way - Sid Vicious

Was it the same kid who last week blew his nose into his hand and then wiped his snot on David Cameron's jacket?

Re: The Stones Roses, it wasn't just the music it was the scene that evolved from that period along with the Happy Mondays (another overated band IMO) that they are so revered but one half decent first album and a piss poor second and a singer who can't hold a note does not a band make. But, having been very much around the rave scene at the time I can honestly say I had it LARGE! :))

*Passes goblet to PGC and ponders large urn...hmmm* *Grabs a rack of ribs and rides the rest home*

*Fabulous leopard darling but do keep him away from the panthers* *We'll be feasting with them later*

So is Portuguese, which is where our man Azul is from. Now listen here young man. You don't need a watch. Throw it away. Time is what you make it.

Agreed. Not exactly laugh out loud is it.

An Old Raincoat Won't Ever Let You Down - Rod Stewart

Oh I don't know Harry Hill's alright, just a bit too surreal at times, see also Eddie Izzard. TV Burp by the way, isn't written by him and perhaps is all the more funnier for it. But his delivery and performance on the show is very good.

*Marvellous, no adjusting needed, pass me some more grapes darling* *Letches at JJF salaticiously and pours the lovely girl a large goblet of wine*

Boys Are Back In Town - Thin Lizzy

Little By Little - Oasis

*No apologies needed but am wondering where my Dionysian pal Keef is*

*Bacchus (for it is I) pours wine for the latest arrivals* *Hugs KK and asks but where are your other lady friends* *The men are thirsty and need more young nubiles to pander to our whims* (after a tiring day at the office in ancient Rome).

Nena (fact fans). Red Red Wine - UB40

*Strolls into Quiet Room in robes, vine leaves around his head and a pair of Jesus Creepers, (yes I've decided a toga party is on order) bearing gifts of the finest wines known to humanity* We'll have no more of that awful Pinot Noit here* *Steps down into the bowels of the Quiet Room and opens the wine cellar doors to reveal thousands of bottles of Chateaus Petrus and Margaux* *Grabs goblets aplenty and pours for his thirsty pals* *Goes to the fridge and brings out a huge selection of cheeses and bowls of grapes and puts on banquet table* *Lies on couch and with huge goblet of wine in hands leers lasiciviously at the ladies*

I'm liking the Dionysos bit even more but they are one and same person aren't they?

I've programmed myself to self-destruct at 81. I don't really want to live much longer than that and feel it's a perfect age to bow out at. However, I might feel different about it when I get there. It'll largely depend on my mental and physical well being. I feel another thread coming on here....

Do mean organic coffee? I believe the foodstore just up the road does organic foodstuffs.

Thumbs up for this. I hope it works out well. Any new addition to this part of the area has to be good. After the lovely people at Si Mangia moved there last year all this parade needs is a few more better shops and or restaurants. Hopefully Anatolya will be up and running again soon as well or maybe in another guise. This parade of shops just needs a little sprucing up and it could be very pleasant.

I'm finishing work late too and will miss the first half or should I say first quarter seeing as it's over two legs. Come on the Pool!

A double-barrelled snotgun perhaps?

A classic on Top of the Pops in 1971 The Rolling Stones - Brown Sugar

That's a different version to the original Girgirl. Here's the real McCoy - Rolling Stones - Cocksucker Blues

I think I'll make that my look for the summer. Just add some Jesus creepers and a goblet of wine and I'll be fine and dandy.