Jah Lush

shit

Doesn't matter whether he's the owner/manager or whatever you can't have idiots like that treating customers in such an appalling manner and I'm sure he'll be upset at losing the 500 quids worth of business. Also, explain to him in your letter that you've posted your thoughts about the contemptuous treatment you received on a local forum and he might just see some sense when it comes to the way his business is run and his customers are served.

I'll concur with you on that front HonaloochieB. Tea is highly important when having a massive fry-up and you'll be needing at least two or three mug fulls as well. Not having sampled to so-called delights of a Franklins full English breakfast myself though but I'm keen to try but I prefer to make my own or head for the nearest greasy spoon.

Tune! Nice guitar sample with four to floor beat. Video's all right. Really like the album when it came out too. Timo Maas - To Get Down

Apart from my father's side of the family being Crystal Palace fans there are a few other reasons why I'd like them to get promoted this season and I think Sheffield United fans might well agree with me. Crystal Palace obviously are one of the more local sides in the area and are managed by Neil Warnock (love him or loathe him). Richard Scudamore is a Bristol City fan and he perpetrated one of the worst football injustices of recent history when he fiddled about while West Ham escaped a points deduction for fielding an ineligible player (Carlos Tevez) and sent Warnock's Sheffield United down last season. So it would be nice for the Premier League's chief executive to get a small taste of what that kind of disappointment feels like. Come on you Eagles!

What Goes On - Velvet Underground

Write to the manager at the address of the shop. No one deserves to be abused like that and have such shoddy customer service. I'm sure the manager is pretty pissed off at losing ?500 worth of business. Poor management on his side though for employing such blockheads.

Indeed they were Simon and bloody brilliant they were too. "Ossie's going to Wembley, his knees have gone all trembly, la la la la, la la la la."

I'd love a record shop of Lordship Lane but I'm not sure if it would be financially viable for me or the owner.

If Macdonalds ever moved onto the Lane I would be personally fire bomb the fecker. Never tried Nandos but they don't exactly inspire me with a desire enter any of their portals and there is even one here where I work in Canary Wharf, again not a trendy place just a fecking souless shopping centre with surrounding offices swarming with androids in suits. Got a nice tube station and a Waitrose though.

He does Keef. He certainly gave the England midfield a bit of a runaround in the Euro 98 qualifiers. I just hope he settles in as quickly as Berbatov. I bloody hope we hang on to him too because he's been the business up front this season with Robbie Keane and selling him would be an outrage.

Not so sure Spurs would want Diarra. The boy has a huge problem with his ego and we've just spent ?16.5 million on Luka Modric from Dinamo Zagreb.

Rock Me Baby - B B King.

Today's office piss-artists are nothing to what it was like back in the 70s when I first started working on the newspapers. By 11am most mornings there would be a bottle of Scotch on the desk and people would be banging on the door of the pub downstairs to be let in. Actually, the bloke in the picture pouring himself a large Scotch is the dead spit of my company's soon to be retired Pensions Manager. In fact I'd swear it was him and so do all my colleagues.

Nets!!! On Saturday!!!! After a Forum jolly-up!!!! Are you mad?

I'll probably be getting the new Portishead album anyway. That scratching sounds oddly dated now though doesn't it. Had to put this on...A little mini opera this. F**k they good. From '68 in all their pomp and some great windmill swinging guitar from Pete Townsend. A Quick One While He's Away - The Who

Boy From New York City - Darts

Afraid not Anna. In fact, I don't think I've been to see the Spurs since we beat Chelsea at Wembley back in February. Still, I haven't missed much have I.

Solving one of the biggest wonders in the world ever is all in a day's work for me KK but what may I ask is a twonk?

Torres has been fantastic this season. I just hope he has crap game against the Spurs next weekend at White Hart Lane.

Oh my god! What have I let myself in for? Or the Forum cricket team come to think of it. I'm a crumbling ruin when it comes to fitness and health.

I might just be able to make this although I haven't played for 25 years. I used to be quite a handy opening batsman when I was a youngster. I could do with a bit of exercise as well, so if you're a man short and a bit desperate, a nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse etc...

Water vs Alcohol. It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia Coli Bacteria found in water that contains faeces. In other words, we are consuming one kilo of shit. However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermentation. It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water, to stop doing so. It has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and bad for you. THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk shit than to drink water and be full of it !!

Hmmm...as regards to Michael Ballack (or Bollock has Atila has christened him), he's played really well in the last few games for Chelsea and has really started to look the business scoring a few important goals along the way but if they still end up with nothing in the trophy cabinet at the end of the season then has he been worth the wages?

My pleasure ma'am.