Jah Lush

Welcome back Atila. Have you got a new job yet?

Run Run Run - Velvet Underground

A very happpy birthday to you both. Have a good one and don't do anything I would.:)-D

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Cool! And actually, a belated happy birthday to > God aka Robbie Fowler, who I believe had a > birthday on April 9th... May you get fit and have > a very deserved swan song season next year! A natural born goalscorer if ever I saw one. Such a pity that the last five or six years of his career have been so blighted by injury. Let's hope he's fit and selected for the FA Cup final.

Remember, Walking In The Sand - The Shangri-Las

I am so sorry Wee Quinnie my memory is not what it was. I'm afraid premature senility is setting in.

Avram Grant won't win anything this season and if by some minor miracle he does win the Champions League I think he will still be sacked or rather moved back upstairs to his old job as Director of Football. Expect Frank Rijkaard in the hot seat next season.

And because I like to lower the tone. She had a c**t like a ripped out fireplace.

About as much use as one-legged man in an arse kicking contest.

Spanish Boots - Jeff Beck Group

We do tend to swap them around just to add to the confusion.

It's looking very much like Man Utd's title and I think they could do the double with the Champions League too although I can still see Liverpool doing that as well depending on what goes on behind the scenes there. It's all looking very unhealthy. Another season and the Arsenal have won bugger all again. Us Spurs fans have for once got bragging rights over them even if it was only the Carling Cup that we won this year after a 5-1 trouncing in the Semi-finals.:))

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Harlem Shuffle - Bob & Earl

Economic Left/Right -5.88 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian -5.23 Somewhere between Gandi and Fidel Castro

I seem to remember one school report that said: "Who is he"? from one teacher and from another "When he does turn up he contributes nothing." Secondary school bored the pants off of me. I hated it and I couldn't wait to leave.

*Takes Piers advice and heads straight down to the Black Cherry for a Zombie*

Ha ha! That's hilarious Sir Piers of Mockney! Where do you find this stuff?

Cow

Angel Eyes - Roxy Music

My mate Kate The State (Ciderwoman to you) once came up with the expression Arsewank to describe someone she wasn't particularly keen on. I think it was one of her ex-boyfriends. She said: "He's a f**king arsewank."

Excuse me but I think I'm going to be sick.

Byron

Those little squares you talk of Brendan are written by little squares. Somebody's got to do it.

Good call David, we'll have some more that. Air - Sexy Boy