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and very popular.

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Abandon all hope ye who enter here.

Baby Come Back - The Equals

Happy birthday Jumpin Jack Flash. 29 eh? Very popular age that. I know some people who've been 29 for the last 15 years.

Travelling Riverside Blues - Robert Johnson

What's Love Got To Do With It - Tina Turner

Lost Cat - Catatonia

Dead Flowers - Rolling Stones

City Of Refuge - Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

Well done Sir Piers of Mockney, good to read them again.

Living On The Frontline - Eddy Grant

Oi! Marsattacks. Check your ego at the door. You should check for Snorky's hilarious witheringly scornful local pub reviews on beerintheevening.com. Pure genius.

"Hello, and who's calling the Golden Shot." Bob Monkhouse.

Little Red Rooster - Howling Wolf

A man in a shellsuit goes into a posh furriers. He says to the shop assistant "I want a coat". The shop assistant, barely concealing her disdain, asks "What fur?" The man replies "Fur ma girlfriend".

the proverbial f**king moon!

Sweet Virginia - Rolling Stones

"Totally Mexico." - Nathan Barley

The sooner this bloody awful Harvester place is closed down and restored to be the Grove Tavern again the better. Just think what you could do with a pub that size. I'm thinking along the lines of the newly restored Plough and perhaps a bigger version of the Rye Hotel. You could have a decent restaurant out the back like they used to when Dicky and Lizzy Burton ate there back in the day and the front part could be a good old fashioned boozer. Also, plenty of room for the nippers out in the garden.

Birmingham 1 v Man City 2 Bolton 0 v Arsenal 2 Derby 0 v Fulham 1 Man Utd 3 v Aston Villa 1 Portsmouth 2 v Wigan 0 Reading 1 v Blackburn 2 Sunderland 1 v West Ham 2 Chelsea 2 v Middlesbrough 0 Liverpool 2 v Everton 1 Tottenham 3 v Newcastle 2

My brother had it down in Harley St last year and it was very successful. Cost him a couple of grand. Personally I've got so used to my specs and I like that fact that they the hide bloody awful bags and dark shadows under my eyes but fair play to you if that's what you want done.

Aha! Foiled again Brendan. ;-) As Arnie says: "I'll be back."

This is my 3,000th post and I've decided that a spell in the Priory Clinic might cure me of my addiction(s). If I ever post again it will be because I've had a serious relapse. Byeeeeeeeeeeee!

It was me who started swopping the labels round because I thought it was all a bit silly and I like to be silly. I ended up as Kalamity Kel.