Jah Lush

Put up or shut up. If you can't pay the fines, don't park on the lines.

"Don't drink water, water's dirty, fish f*ck in it." W C Fields.

Exactly right! I listened to it on the radio and it sounded like fantastic game. End to end stuff. Cashley Hole should have been sent off and Lampard should have been booked as well. The referee Mike Riley bottled it (again). I only wish I'd been there or at least seen it in the pub. I was so glad when they took Joe Cole off as he sounded like he was having a blinder scoring two and making another. Ronaldo is continuing to do the business with Man Ushited and has passed the late great George Best's 40 year old goal scoring record for a season. Some of you may not like them much but they continue to play great football and you've got to hand it to the lad who already is looking like the Player of the Year again. Lots of important games coming up and the Premiership is looking like it is going right to the wire. The Easter Bank Holiday weekend's results will prove crucial for the top four.

I think we should send you to the naughty step for your misspelt youth. KK.

Agreed. Another man's sin is another man's pleasure.

Aussie! >:D

Hippie!

Or... his private life in his privates.

If I was to confess my sins we'd be here to Doomsday.

I bloody hope not.

Atila, you truly have surpassed yourself today. Well done.(tu)

kegs

mockney piers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > But the important question is "would you?" She looks a whole lot more attractive with ?24.3 million in the bank but I wouldn't touch her with a bargepole not that I've got a bargepole. She is vile.

Excellent idea PGC. I'll skip on the ironing though.

Pub

Heather Mills is a sociopath. She's a deranged old slapper who is completely out of touch with reality. The point is after just four years of marriage she has come out of this missy divorce case a very rich woman. Not as rich as she would have liked but richer than most of us will ever be.

Personally, I wouldn't wipe my arse on the Sun. It's a disgusting little rag especially when it was edited by that egocentric twerp Kelvin MacKenzie and I do tend to boycott all things Murdoch as well, so still no Sky Sports in my house. Having said that I'm sure that there are plenty of Arsenal, Man Utd and Liverpool fans out there hoping that the Spurs give Chelsea another beating tonight. I'm just really pissed off that A: I haven't got a ticket for tonight's match and B: that it's not on the telly so I can watch it down the pub.

Dear Tillie you must be very proud and rightfully so. I know you have a smashing daughter and you are a fabulous mother. Well done. I wish I could offer you some advice but I can't but well done to you and yours.

Great news for my liver, bad news for my bank manager.

Change the f**king record mate.

The Wild One - Iggy Pop

I really like this track and love the video. I think it's Spike Jonze. Daft Punk - Da Funk

Walk On The Wild Side - Lou Reed

Moonlight Mile - The Rolling Stones

Sister Ray - Velvet Underground