Jah Lush

Noodling

Damn! I really want to go to this as I've not been to Ganapati yet. I could get there just after nine or would that be too late?

Brand new car or penis extension *Bob*?

No but could I recommend a penis extension.

Needles

AC Milan 2 Arsenal 1 Barcelona 3 Celtic 0 Man Utd 3 Lyon 1 Chelsea 3 Olympiakos 0 Inter Milan 2 Liverpool 1

If we haven't done the Herne yet then let's go there. Okay with me.

Five changes from the team including no Woodgate and King who is possibly still recovering after getting hurled out of Faces for being too drunk and I think the rest of them had an eye on the PSV Eindhoven game in the UEFA Cup next week. No really, we were shit. End of story. Hasn't Wenger's teams at Arsenal got more sendings off than anyone else since took over Atila? It's a poor record isn't it. I think he is just as bad a Ferguson. He's certainly myopic. Never sees anything apart from when his players are "wronged." I can't believe he's going to let your captain get away with his petulent behaviour from last week against Birmingham. Hardly showed leadership qualities did he.

The Castle gets my vote. Still recovering from a very debauched weekend. Bloody shame about the council turning up at the Drum on Friday and getting us all kicked out but I suppose it was a long time coming.

Talk Of The Town - Pretenders

Big up to the Uplands for hosting our jolly-up last night even if they did insist on closing at 11pm. It must be the only bar in East Dulwich that shuts at that time on a Friday night. Another fun-filled evening that for some of us carried on much later at the Drum. Just a damned shame I had to get up at some ridiculous hour to come to work this morning otherwise I'd probably still be out there whetting my whistle. Oh! and SteveT, you're quite right the ladies were all in fine fettle last night weren't they. Swoon swoon. Always good to meet some newbies as well as the usual suspects.

Vastly so and completely changed for the better. Get yer arse down there Dez.

Even better I'd like the Sex Pistols themselves to do it in the Plough.

Do you mean Chelsea Davey or Chelsea barracks lozzyloz?>:D

I'm pretty sure that the press would have known about Harry's mission right from the get go and it was just a matter of getting the nod from the Royals PR machine as to when he was safely back in this country to print the story. After all the paparazzi had previously spent most of their time chasing a young and very pissed Harry out of various nightclubs for months before he went to Afganistan.

A story is a story is a story and this story is a big one that would always have come out eventually. However much we may feel that journalists can at times be irresponsible in their reporting, it was just a matter of time before this story went to press. Indeed, I'm sure most of the newspapers were probably tipped on this by the Royals PR machine in the first place. Journalists and editors are unrepentant in getting big stories published. If it sells newspapers - and that's what editors are in the business for - then print it and be damned. Print it big and let run and run.

Pint or dictionary Mockney? I'm pretty certain your erudition would confirm the latter.

Sorry, I appear to have swallowed a dictionary and may not be able to make it after all, but we'll see. I'm gasping for a pint.

Just as long as he isn't a straight from the fridge born tired throttle-jockey CWALD then I'll be pleased to make his acquaintance and I may even buy him a drink.:)-D

CWALD I try to be nice to everyone I meet but if he's an un-muzzled eye-offending fustilarian then the answer is no.

When The Whip Comes Down - Rolling Stones

Talking of marriage. It's the February 29th and traditionally the ladies get to propose. I've had to turn down a few today already so be on your guard chaps. Duck n' dive.

A man walks into a Glasgow library and says to the librarian, "Excuse me Miss, do ye huvany books on suicide?" The librarian looks up and says,"F*ck off! Ye'll no bring it back!"

Damn! You beat me to it Barry.

Hurrah! for Annaj and her secret policewoman's crystal ballshit detector.