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Fulsome Prison Blues - Johnny Cash

Ha ha...I'm beyond corrupting. Incorrigible is what I am.

That's just half of the problem KK. I can't remember the last time I had an early night.

But opinions are like arseholes, everybody's got one including you and you.

I haven't got any ointment and I may take you up on your offer Bellenden Belle. My right eye is streaming and very sore and a swelling has now formed underneath. I'm working until 8pm so if I do go I'll be there around nine. I might try and stay for an hour or so but that's most unlike me. I need an ASBO to be put on my hedonism.

He's a 21st Century Schizoid Man

Arsenal 2 v Aston Villa 1 Birmingham 0 v Tottenham 2 Derby 0 v Sunderland 2 Fulham 0 v 3 Man Utd Man City 2 v Wigan 1 Middlesbrough 2 v Reading 1 Newcastle 1 v Blackburn 2 West Ham 1 v Chelsea 2 Bolton 0 v Liverpool 2 Everton 2 v Portsmouth 1

I dress to the right but swing to the left.>:D

The Rolling Stones cover of....well, pretty much anything they've covered really.

Spurs haven't won the title since I was a three-year-old, so it's been a long wait. And, I've got the feeling I'll be waiting a whole longer before we do. Still, I can dream can't I.

I'm not a mummy's boy. You ask my mum. Actually, I'm an orphan now so I can get out of this one. I suppose I could always put myself up for adoption though. Any offers considered.:))

She doesn't. She's not called giggirl for nothing you know.

Have fun on your birthday Andrew and many happy returns to you.

Unbelievable! How bad does it get?

I had to go into work early last Saturday after a night on the tiles and very little sleep and I was two hours late. I can't take the risk of doing that again because I'll be in serious trouble. The temptation to stay out late and party all night is too tempting and I really have been overdoing it lately and need to calm down. I may have to consider staying in. Perish the thought.

I have an eye infection and I've got to work early Saturday morning so I'm a bit doubtful this time round.

If you say so KK. I'll take your word for it.

How To Make A Woman Happy It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined! 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Show up naked 2. Bring food 3. Bring Beer!!!!

The Killing Moon - Echo And The Bunnymen

Good Times Bad Times - Led Zepplin

Just Looking - The Charletans

It's a fair cop guv.

People talk about irony but I can't see any ironing being done. Can you?

I'm guessing the referee and linesman didn't see the original slap.

Who Are You? - The Who