Jah Lush

The Killing Moon - Echo And The Bunnymen

Good Times Bad Times - Led Zepplin

Just Looking - The Charletans

It's a fair cop guv.

People talk about irony but I can't see any ironing being done. Can you?

I'm guessing the referee and linesman didn't see the original slap.

Who Are You? - The Who

Lie lie lie lie liar you lie lie lie lie Tell me why tell me why Why d'you have to lie Should've realised that Should've told the truth Should've realised You know what I'll do You're in suspension You're a liar

What Time Is Love? KLF

Saw a very pregnant Kate Ford walking along North Cross Road yesterday afternoon.

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 61-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter. We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double. 'What's that?' I asked 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. I said, 'No' - excitedly. We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'. I went back to her place. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?'

OK I stand corrected on Waddle and I should have known that because I was gutted when he left Spurs and so was Lineker who thought he was going to be playing alongside him when he signed for Tottenham. Whoops! Lineker was signed from Barcelona...sheee...it. That's two then.

KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Don't go getting yaself excited I'm a happy > "spinster" ;-) Ha! Don't flatter yourself.

Are you kidding? The Italian version is so archaic.

Sorry to correct you David but they all played abroard after the '90 World Cup apart from Beardsley who spent an early part of his career at Vancouver Whitecaps.

yes...hippy bathday Hibbs. Have fun.

You're sticking you're tongue out again KK.

Who me?

Why? We're not in Italy are we? In English a nubile is a marriageable woman or a sexually attractive woman and celibe or a celebate is someone who doesn't have sex and I'm sure KK isn't suggesting that because some of us who might be single go without. This goes back to the old age arguement - one incidentally that I've always found ridiculous - that if a man sleeps around he's a man of the world but if a woman does the same she's a slag.

A stern look and a wagging finger for you Anthony... Anna, will you be wearing a policewoman's uniform at the next Forum bash to admonish other naughty boys? (rubs hands up and down on thighs in a Vic Reeves style).

Just thought I'd add that I predicted the Spurs result and the Reading v Villa and Wigan v Derby correctly so I'm feeling suitably smug.

Peter Crouch was loaned to Dulwich Hamlet when he was starting out at Spurs and Ian Wright also played for the Hamlet.

Cor! Spadetownboy, a proper Irish fry. That's just what I could do with right now but I'd be needing a couple of bangers to go with that as well.

Reminds me that I must get to a barbershop soon. Beck - Devil's Haircut

Tales Of The Riverbank, Animal Magic, Top Cat, The Flintstones and Do Not Adjust Your Set which featured this lot were what I enjoyed most as a nipper.