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Rolo Tomasi

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  1. Pastafarians - people who love pasta
  2. Chicken Lips Fort Knox Five
  3. Karter, thanks for confirming that(tu)
  4. Karter, Southwark Licensing Website.
  5. It will be called Jaflong
  6. 24th April
  7. Well done that man(tu) But if you check our C4 league I expect to be top for this month!
  8. SteveT follow this link for a green bin
  9. Tell her to get the 345 from Peckham Bus Garage next time she turns up.
  10. follw this link to get a new bin
  11. My money is on it being a Locale (nee Loco Locale) Italian Restaurant
  12. Rolo Tomasi

    a joke

    The 11th Husband.... A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to 'Please be gentle; I'm still a vi*rgin'. 'What?' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you've been married ten times.?' 'Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. 'Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me. 'Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. 'Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. 'Husband #5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method. 'Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. 'Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it. 'Husband #8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it. 'Husband #9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it. 'Husband #10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........God I miss him. 'But now that I've married you, I'm so excited'. 'Wonderful', said the husband, 'but why? 'Your're with the GOVERNMENT'.. This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCR*EWED.'
  13. Keef - here is a map
  14. Can't understand the vitriol. I personally love the place as I've said before. Been going to the Clapham one for years and It's a welcome additon to LL as far as i'm concerned.
  15. Done my time, houseboat for me
  16. Alan Day? Where's that Ben. BTW - who has ever taken a lady out for Valentines and made her pay half?
  17. ha ha MP. No in bars, from me. Not good.
  18. Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Can I have a blow on your joint Rolo? KalamityKel Yesterday, 04:32PM I soooo read that wrong *hangs head in shame* Ant Yesterday, 04:33PM Not just you, Kel. >:D< S&D had thier xmas party yesterday so ended up in The Phoenix. Tried Fruli for the first time and believe me it wont be the last! Went ot the Gowlett after and noticed they also do it in bottles. Jah. Course you can matey, Next time i'm on the fatty-boom-batty's i'll let ya know;-)
  19. People taking bar stools without asking.
  20. I'm blowing this joint in 11 minutes. Sun & Doves beckons
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